Finished Folds (841—860)
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2handfuls of saltpeter, advancing quickly. In time, I used my good hand to put a lighter to the powder, sending a fiery trail crackling back to the readied TNT. When Wile E. Coyote
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6Rush Limbaugh walked over, picked up the Trump pie, and splatted it onto her face. "Just because we don't endorse him, doesn't mean we don't adore him! Now lick up every last peel!
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5"Kid's Bran freakin' Stark!" cried the ICU team head "We need to bring in a specialist." Green Thumb Nursery were summoned, and cleared a path to the bed with the hedge trimmers
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3the one who had hitherto been my closest companion. No longer would those beloved vocal issuances paint my life in vivid colors. I've been sentenced to loneliness. My tv has died.
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1Adele, a Secret Service favorite since 2012 - personally - for a live, in-home performance. Have ample refreshments at ready, though, or your fridge might take a whipping.
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3Hopping into my Pursuit Special, I cruised desolate, menacing streets to Trader Joe's. Joe accepted two selfie sticks and an ear-piercing voucher in exchange for the Lorna Doones
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4Eureka! It's oil! He casually asked Mrs. Vanderspilt about the termite he had seen in the basement. Shrieking, she offered the mansion at a bargain. He had a gusher going in no tim
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2where Grandpa hid his porn collection and buried the gardener he shot by accident, missing that damn squirrel. Yes, there was a lot of nostalgia in Grandma's garden, but a promise?
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6"Shouldn't we bail out first?" I asked nervously. Smoke seeped in from under the principal's door. "Young man, I set the priorities here!" He dialed Mom on his cell. Flames licked
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5Whenever he gave a correct answer, some of the other students would toss him peanuts, which he caught with his mouth, throwing teach into paroxysms of delight: "My precious pet..
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8flip, hurling me over a cliff, into a lagoon infested with piranhas on the brink of ending their hunger strike, that's surrounded by a minefield. You might say I live on the edge
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4yonder, who succeeded in one fell swoop of a culinary feat to erase 3 excruciating years of Weight Watchers from their figures. So they erected a fat clown statue to 'honor' him,
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4that's because no one realized she spied for the Koreans, selling them enough top secret info on the U.S. nuclear program to blow us and our families sky high. "Scones, anyone?
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2Jerry slowly recovered from the whiff of dragon breath that had left him half dead and wheezing inside the piano, & made a point to bring its cover crashing down on stinko's finger
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2So T'pring took great pride in the caricatured selfies her grandchildren sent via social media, but urged them to invest in implants as well.
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1Mr. Fukushima looked up guiltily when the question was posed him, no longer chewing whatever was in his mouth. "Ish tha damn cat!" he mumbled "You know how mush they dig raw fish!"
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3a former monopoly of bibliophilic bibliography. Bookworms hatched the epiphany that, like popcorn, literature fluorished when it exploded. The quest for auto-literuptica had begun.
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5Bender Rodriguez had nothing on him- Garrett insisted: fem-bots only! Donning his cyborgian contraption, he hit a bot bar. Everything went ok until someone yelled: "Ethanol shots!"
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4Det. Manatee, flummoxed by how Dr. Anemone could make it to the back of the ristorante unseen, was irked by the waiters passing in and out, bearing plates piled high with spaghetti
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4shed colossal tears. They hugged each other for comfort, and formed an onstage support group. A hush fell as Liz related: "The man rejected me the sec I chucked my welding goggles.