Finished Folds (841—860)
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1Now he could host Tales from the Crypt! Arriving at the studio, he was astonished at the fleeing crew members. Was there a fire? "Excuse me..." he began, but the secretary fainted
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1m beds, Drake got all emotional, and nothing was the same. "It's because you're Jay Z!" his mother insisted. He partnered with J. Cole in the gym, but it didn't work out for them
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2The bank was loosely guarded, its safe the simple kind that could easily be cracked, and the town's "police force" was a doddering old sheriff and his deputy. "Perfect!" Lillian
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0- true to her name - merely ducked under a table, leaving her in arrears, so to speak. The Howlers squealed in delight at the inviting vulnerability. Enos focused the crosshairs on
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2at them intensely, oblivious to the excruciating pain in his legs. Soon, he sensed progress, and tried to genuflect. He woke up in ICU, both legs in traction, surrounded by shrinks
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6Coke, rose again, and gave a rousing rendition of "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing". It thrilled X that, somewhere in the galaxy, was a species more tone deaf than himself.
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5marvelled at the rich, flavorful chicken stock the pyramid was made of. The only debatable was if to begin slurping from the base or the pinnacle? "Yah," sighed the stymied aliens
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1"Dear Daughter: I hired the best divorce lawyer in the US to help rid us of the illiterate a-hole you married. Since he can't read, he was told this is a will leaving him all. Mom.
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3start a movement. To boldly go where no man has gone before. These are the voyages of the starship "Fertilize". It's five minute mission to emerge in a strange new world as cow pie
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2handfuls of saltpeter, advancing quickly. In time, I used my good hand to put a lighter to the powder, sending a fiery trail crackling back to the readied TNT. When Wile E. Coyote
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6Rush Limbaugh walked over, picked up the Trump pie, and splatted it onto her face. "Just because we don't endorse him, doesn't mean we don't adore him! Now lick up every last peel!
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5"Kid's Bran freakin' Stark!" cried the ICU team head "We need to bring in a specialist." Green Thumb Nursery were summoned, and cleared a path to the bed with the hedge trimmers
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3the one who had hitherto been my closest companion. No longer would those beloved vocal issuances paint my life in vivid colors. I've been sentenced to loneliness. My tv has died.
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1Adele, a Secret Service favorite since 2012 - personally - for a live, in-home performance. Have ample refreshments at ready, though, or your fridge might take a whipping.
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3Hopping into my Pursuit Special, I cruised desolate, menacing streets to Trader Joe's. Joe accepted two selfie sticks and an ear-piercing voucher in exchange for the Lorna Doones
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4Eureka! It's oil! He casually asked Mrs. Vanderspilt about the termite he had seen in the basement. Shrieking, she offered the mansion at a bargain. He had a gusher going in no tim
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2where Grandpa hid his porn collection and buried the gardener he shot by accident, missing that damn squirrel. Yes, there was a lot of nostalgia in Grandma's garden, but a promise?
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6"Shouldn't we bail out first?" I asked nervously. Smoke seeped in from under the principal's door. "Young man, I set the priorities here!" He dialed Mom on his cell. Flames licked
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5Whenever he gave a correct answer, some of the other students would toss him peanuts, which he caught with his mouth, throwing teach into paroxysms of delight: "My precious pet..
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8flip, hurling me over a cliff, into a lagoon infested with piranhas on the brink of ending their hunger strike, that's surrounded by a minefield. You might say I live on the edge