Finished Folds (841—860)
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3a worm peeked out of a hole in the apple's top, peering down at the procession of ants bearing him forward, like a prince on a litter. He donned a turban, gestured majestically at
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8somehow spilled on my boss's shirt, just when his partner angrily slammed the door to the presentation room shut. "I'M SHOT!!!" he collapsed to the floor, clucthing his chest. The
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2straight at his hairdo. My shot pinned the toupee to the tree. His self-dignity being profound, he hired a nursery to uproot and carry the tree so the piece stayed atop his head
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3The ultimate hair restorer! If you cut the hair- it grows right back!" to demonstrate, she poured the solution over Dr. Tinkles' bald pate. His scalp sprouted a glowing pink mohawk
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1not having kneeled before him when he came home, and not saying "Here, Exalted One!" when she brought him his beer! No wonder he was so furious at her! She would have to compensate
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2As the ball glided gracefully into Dude's grasping hands, the crowd went wild. "HE'S AT THE FORTY!" yelled Al Michaels. "THE THIRTY FIVE! SIDESTEPS WOLFE! HE'S FREE! IT'S ALL OVER!
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0Ariadne screamed: "Wake me! Wake me!" "I told you Purina," hissed Cobb, batting at furry little bodies. "But you HAD to go with mice! Just pray Morris dreams about that money map!"
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1The good doctor was true to his word. "What's the geezer saying, smh?" mused one EMT. The woman EMT sniffed: "Sounds like: 'You're tired'. Bloke's dying- and he's thinking of US!"
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1The co-pilot closed the engines, and the entire plane plummeted vertically downward, whipping the passengers into a hysterical frenzy. "No, dummy, stop cracking your knuckles!" TBC
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1Now he could host Tales from the Crypt! Arriving at the studio, he was astonished at the fleeing crew members. Was there a fire? "Excuse me..." he began, but the secretary fainted
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1m beds, Drake got all emotional, and nothing was the same. "It's because you're Jay Z!" his mother insisted. He partnered with J. Cole in the gym, but it didn't work out for them
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2The bank was loosely guarded, its safe the simple kind that could easily be cracked, and the town's "police force" was a doddering old sheriff and his deputy. "Perfect!" Lillian
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0- true to her name - merely ducked under a table, leaving her in arrears, so to speak. The Howlers squealed in delight at the inviting vulnerability. Enos focused the crosshairs on
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2at them intensely, oblivious to the excruciating pain in his legs. Soon, he sensed progress, and tried to genuflect. He woke up in ICU, both legs in traction, surrounded by shrinks
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6Coke, rose again, and gave a rousing rendition of "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing". It thrilled X that, somewhere in the galaxy, was a species more tone deaf than himself.
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5marvelled at the rich, flavorful chicken stock the pyramid was made of. The only debatable was if to begin slurping from the base or the pinnacle? "Yah," sighed the stymied aliens
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1"Dear Daughter: I hired the best divorce lawyer in the US to help rid us of the illiterate a-hole you married. Since he can't read, he was told this is a will leaving him all. Mom.
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3start a movement. To boldly go where no man has gone before. These are the voyages of the starship "Fertilize". It's five minute mission to emerge in a strange new world as cow pie
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2handfuls of saltpeter, advancing quickly. In time, I used my good hand to put a lighter to the powder, sending a fiery trail crackling back to the readied TNT. When Wile E. Coyote
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6Rush Limbaugh walked over, picked up the Trump pie, and splatted it onto her face. "Just because we don't endorse him, doesn't mean we don't adore him! Now lick up every last peel!