Finished Folds (861—880)
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4yonder, who succeeded in one fell swoop of a culinary feat to erase 3 excruciating years of Weight Watchers from their figures. So they erected a fat clown statue to 'honor' him,
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4that's because no one realized she spied for the Koreans, selling them enough top secret info on the U.S. nuclear program to blow us and our families sky high. "Scones, anyone?
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2Jerry slowly recovered from the whiff of dragon breath that had left him half dead and wheezing inside the piano, & made a point to bring its cover crashing down on stinko's finger
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2So T'pring took great pride in the caricatured selfies her grandchildren sent via social media, but urged them to invest in implants as well.
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1Mr. Fukushima looked up guiltily when the question was posed him, no longer chewing whatever was in his mouth. "Ish tha damn cat!" he mumbled "You know how mush they dig raw fish!"
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3a former monopoly of bibliophilic bibliography. Bookworms hatched the epiphany that, like popcorn, literature fluorished when it exploded. The quest for auto-literuptica had begun.
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5Bender Rodriguez had nothing on him- Garrett insisted: fem-bots only! Donning his cyborgian contraption, he hit a bot bar. Everything went ok until someone yelled: "Ethanol shots!"
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4Det. Manatee, flummoxed by how Dr. Anemone could make it to the back of the ristorante unseen, was irked by the waiters passing in and out, bearing plates piled high with spaghetti
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4shed colossal tears. They hugged each other for comfort, and formed an onstage support group. A hush fell as Liz related: "The man rejected me the sec I chucked my welding goggles.
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2"You're the man now, dog!" exclaimed Frosty. "That dog won't hunt!" snorted the dragon. "Until the last dog dies!" barked Enrico. "Why not let sleeping dogs lie!" begged Frosty.
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4on the provided peanut butter sandwiches. So they offered bologna sandwiches instead, pointing out that you can always get more food wherever the time machine took you
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4She clapped. An answering clap sounded from behind her in the forest. A few more followed. This swelled into steady applause, culminating in a standing o for Jeb the Caterpillar
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2Bruce Gilden, renowned critic, squinted at the TG-4 photo. Cascades of water frozen midair framed a grinning lunatic. "OMG. Finally someone who understood composition- & he's dead!
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1to wake him and chase him from the sofa. When that didn't work, Rufus #1'd all over the sofa, and padded away. The guest woke to: "WHAT HAV U DUN?!" & wasn't seen in the area again
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10They trotted to the back of the building. "Same with this one," concluded Mort, after a bout of shoving against the portal failed to budge it. "Alright, bring out the RPG-7!"
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2from the nearest lamp post. We made it! No, wait... someone forgot the half sours. Which one of us will go back for it? In the end- all of us do. Darcy was there, lurking for us...
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0Duran Duran
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2By the time the fingers brushed the fabric of his clothing, Wilbur was squirming and giggling hysterically, his feet banging helplessly against the floor. Human rights groups prote
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3help. Send letters to your elected officials, so they launch a rescue mission by space shuttle. You must act fast before Cmr. Wayout runs out of porn (& pirozhki) on the Soyuz!
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9Then he chewed on each of the three girls. A new trio was recruited and placed behind the screen, and this time Husker was carefully muzzled before the introductions were made