Finished Folds (881—900)
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4She clapped. An answering clap sounded from behind her in the forest. A few more followed. This swelled into steady applause, culminating in a standing o for Jeb the Caterpillar
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2Bruce Gilden, renowned critic, squinted at the TG-4 photo. Cascades of water frozen midair framed a grinning lunatic. "OMG. Finally someone who understood composition- & he's dead!
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1to wake him and chase him from the sofa. When that didn't work, Rufus #1'd all over the sofa, and padded away. The guest woke to: "WHAT HAV U DUN?!" & wasn't seen in the area again
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10They trotted to the back of the building. "Same with this one," concluded Mort, after a bout of shoving against the portal failed to budge it. "Alright, bring out the RPG-7!"
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2from the nearest lamp post. We made it! No, wait... someone forgot the half sours. Which one of us will go back for it? In the end- all of us do. Darcy was there, lurking for us...
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0Duran Duran
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2By the time the fingers brushed the fabric of his clothing, Wilbur was squirming and giggling hysterically, his feet banging helplessly against the floor. Human rights groups prote
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3help. Send letters to your elected officials, so they launch a rescue mission by space shuttle. You must act fast before Cmr. Wayout runs out of porn (& pirozhki) on the Soyuz!
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9Then he chewed on each of the three girls. A new trio was recruited and placed behind the screen, and this time Husker was carefully muzzled before the introductions were made
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3My love for thee makes that: 14)I'm choked up beyond Heimlich's reach, 15)My heart's cockles are past Burnaid's help, 16)The panting accelerates so my inhaler can't keep up
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5His icy hand almost slipped from my grasp, catapulting him into the abyss below, but he kept his cool and held fast. In retrospect I now wish Frosty had taken that plunge, because
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5her hairstyle, her lipstick, and her brand of breakfast cereal, love would win out. He would learn to accept the new her- tho it meant sharing their cheerios instead of raisin bran
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3the moon resulted in traffic jams of cosmic proportions, as hundreds of millions of comedy fans boarded space shuttles, hoping to find the spot where Ralph Kramden dispatched Alice
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6joined Katy on the trampoline, but their combined weight had the effect of launching her so she levelled out right atop the grill. Sarah yelled and frantically rescued the burgers
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2brought him straight to the Glazed County Fair cat show, where a robust trade in human trafficking went on behind the scenes. The driver half carried him over to a gang of oriental
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1Merv Griffin came over fuming. "Can you and Hillary please take this out of my casino?" he whispered urgently "The Taj Mahal already went bankrupt once, and a scene like this
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4From Canal St. to Wall St. was a subway ride, but the wolf was desperate to be back home. That was the site of his rise to power, and JC Penney was offering 20% off sheeps clothing
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0In the aftermath of my whiskey, I pondered the body in the building lobby. Serves the hag right for giving me a hernia! This time, I chucked her with all her packages from the 16th
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4"Kwai Chang", but he insists on "Grasshopper". This creates an identity crisis, because what dog is a man's pest friend? So I ran away from home, living off my kung poop skills
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5insisted Wierd Al, but it was beyond him. Until overhearing Uncle Scrooge whisper: "My will names those who feast the most at my banquets" He then tucked in with a gusto, shoveling