Finished Folds (141—160)
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5tally mad trying to work it out, rubbing my horns in vexation. What gave us away, damn it! Thick smoke billowed from my nose, & I absently flicked my pointy tail.We may never know.
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8y the scruff of his neck did the truant officer drag Death to Mrs. Blake's 1st grade English class, sole adult among 25 gradeschoolers. "Who's home when *I* need to die?" he mused.
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4awoke, it was my friends' corpses that lay nearby, and their faces were those of old people. Wait, did the heroin do that to them overnight? Or totally warp my mind? Back to sleep.
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13Now Spacey was a tolerant feller, & wasn't fazed by truckloads of rednecks living nearby, but they imposed Prohibition, which meant bathing was forbidden. To keep clean, Spacey had
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4with you!" snarled Ali. He was furious with her, and as it turned out, with good reason. Every time Ali tried to do one of his harem girls, the savory aroma of feta would distract
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7affair, but Anna took heart that her anger management classes were working- the sight of blood spurting from Limpfinger's privates calmed her. Limpfinger, though, did not share her
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2did I mention waking up in the ER with my stomach contents lying neatly next to me in a see-thru bag? Wait, is that a sardine swimming around inside? What WAS in that blamed juice?
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2umes, Inc., "The Stench Removal Pros". Dr. Fumes' team arrived, & solemnly sniffed my sofa. "To rid this odor, we need to fight fire with fire!" To my dismay, they sat down & began
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6the dandruff out of it. "Have you tried beard shampoo?" asked Mick's wife innocently. He growled, & huge flakes rolled from his insanely unkempt fuzz. His wife realized it was time
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5They undressed silently, eagerly seeking out each other's bodies. Uh oh, the restaurant's lights came back on, & all the tables appeared to be occupied by close friends. "SURPRISE!
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3boobs. "Certainly, Madam," the concierge assured her, & sent the in-house plastic surgeon to her room. Her rack protruding 6 inches longer, Madelyn felt confident enough to attend
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7me, unaware I was hearing every word. "<sniff>Poor bastard. Doc says he might never wake up." "Yeah. He'd WANT us to pull the plug." Whoa! I tried to talk but could only wriggle my
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3. But Pringles xtra hot was a bad move- a canister with picture of something exploding!? Years of training kicked in, Sam drew his uzi. Yipee ki yay! was the last thing they heard.
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3undies, having crapped himself upon getting the news. No longer aromatic, Jason burst into his boss's office, demanding an explanation. "How about the fact that you bankrupted the
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7corrected in a snooty tone, "did you think the U.S. nuclear missile program would be commissioned to a mere layman?" We assured the professor we were satisfied with his credentials
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4it struck Larry on the head. He staggered & keeled over. "The King is dead!" screamed the filming crew. Trump, watching the show, panicked:"What country has a King Larry? Oh, wait,
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3Later on I got the news: Zombie #534 had indeed been fired! I rushed over to his former manager to thank him for the move. But when he took a bite out of my neck, I regretted havi
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2My dog obliged & added more not-fudge-drizzle to my sundae. I once again marveled at the things my pregnancy made me crave for! My dog yipped proudly as her produce got gobbled up.
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2shirt front, & realized it wasn't a prank; the idiot HAD found a wormhole stretching from his house to the 911 center! I tugged on his hand & the rest of him plopped into the room
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4shutting down if you drove your car towards a drug den, whorehouse, or casino. Morality engine HG 12.1 also won't start if you're wearing a fur coat or eating a non vegan sandwich.