Finished Folds (241—260)
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3s?" the Judge said. But an attorney stood, interrupting the proceedings. "Objection, Your Honor! She is in contempt of court, leaving her pieces on the stand! I call for punitive m
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4"Is it possible to write a serious, emotional, heartbreaking tale on FoldingStory?" Timmy asked the teacher. "No. That's like trying to convince Miley Cyrus that she should quit."
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2Bill looked at Ted's leg. "Man, that's awful, dude." Although he felt sorry for his friend, he couldn't resist. He leaped forward and gnawed at Ted's Krispey Kreme leg. Ted screame
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5eamed, "Save the cows!" The bank teller, unfazed, replied in monotone, "The cows are doomed. You think you can save them now? The Bovine Bellum is upon us, Mitch. You cannot stop
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4But these weren't any ordinary ping pong balls. They were mesmeric, sent from the future and designed to control the whole world. Little did Jake know, he was being used as an inst
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4"The poor little waif. He has no home. Bring him in here and get him something warm to eat." The waif, very thankful for her hospitality, went inside and stood by the fire.
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4He overdosed on happiness. We all know what that means.
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2I was distracted by the unpeeled orange on the counter. I thought, who would leave an orange unpeeled like this? What kind of monster? What kind of sick, twisted, evil, wicked
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4Run and hide. The Turkey Vulture will find you. Do you think you are safe behind closed doors? In the walls of your home? With the authorities? No. The Turkey Vulture will find you
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4Jim got the licensing agreement for swiveling office chairs. Now that he had monopolized the industry, he was determined to make the lives of every office worker miserable.
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1I liked walking among the red maples. They were tall. And red. And they made me feel at peace with the world. But while I was meandering, the earth split in two and swallowed me wh
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3"I'm a feather duster and I'm okay." "That's fantastic. Could you dust my house for me?" "NOT TODAY." The PETA activists had arrived, plucking the feathers and returning them to
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3When the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons overstepped its bounds and outlawed the use of salt in domestic settings, the Salt Lords rebelled to overthrow them.
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1I drew the robe tightly about me and settled down for a nice long nap. But the robe was not a robe. It was a piece of military technology designed to kill me. Awwwkwwarrdd....
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2"Implement Factor VII." "Sir, if we do that, the misanthropic squealers might go all 'nihilist' on us again!" "I am willing to take that risk. Implement it. That's an order."
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4I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today. I went to an echo chamber today.
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1Sometimes, we have to fight for the ones we love. Even if the ones we love happen to be androphobics in HR with large tummies and penchants for sausage.
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6The fact that my face was a porcupine wasn't going to help my chances with her.
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0"It was raw, raw as raw." "Why do you care?" "I might die. Don't you love me?" "Does my face look like it loves you?" "Yes." "Your face is lying." "Anybody want raw, raw, raw, raw
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3When I saw her, I knew I had fallen in love. She was everything I had ever wanted in a girl. But My Little Pony had to die. My Little Pony had to be lured into a dark alley and