Finished Folds (261—280)
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3piled on top of Willis until Clumsy Claude had buried him alive. Willis' wails lifted into the air upon the cold slopes of Mount Everest, but it was too late. He was like ice cream
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3started affecting the global economy. With all the tomatoes gone, how could the world make Enrique's World Famous Spicy Salsa? Soon, Tom had captured the attention of the entire wo
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3He ended up landing on his poor nanny, Fran the Flan. He broke her back and she went to the emergency room to get surgery on her flan. But the custard could not be saved. Goodbye.
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9ago to go somewhere about. What are you thinking of? No matter. We will get through. "No," the teacher said. "I can't be with you. You end your sentences with... prepositions."
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5"And that is the story of your Uncle Bertram," Momma said, closing the journal. "Go to bed now, little children, and dream dreams of your uncle's brutal, horrific, untimely death."
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2The bartender looks at them funny. "Is this some kind of a joke?"
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5ypass surgery. Just open the patient up, pour the tar in, and watch the magic unfold! Not recommended for patients still living or patients suffering from a desire to keep living.
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4and the Crawdad Brothers started circling each other, ready for a kill. The Crawdad Brothers looked a lot like Miley Cyrus, except that they didn't have tongues and were crawdads.
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5what Stacy said, so he was there to prevent the bars from being clashed. But he was not there to prevent the Level 50 Epic Megabeast Golden Dragon from crushing his face.
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3My daddy drinks all the booze. He drinks booze hanging from the roof. He drinks booze in bed. He drinks booze when he's in the dryer. He drinks booze when he's trying to fold a pa
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2Gutman looked at me. "What's so funny, Little Jimmy?" I'm sure I looked sheepish. "Well, Sir, there's a problem with your face. I don't think your nose belongs on your forehead."
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5had ever experienced. His parents got him a pair of underwear and a vial of Charlie Sheen's Adonis DNA. The underwear was great, but Charley Sheen made the birthday party a very
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5I knew that the only way I could take Pinkie Pie down was to establish a shadow government. The poor children would never see me coming. I am Gothie Pie. FEAR. ME. LITTLE CHILDREN.
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6arsenic. Arsenic makes Granny's Apple Brown Betty treats even better for family gatherings with in-laws. Add in colorful hemlock flowers and you have a snack that the whole family
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5Everyone knows that the scowl of an English major is like a curse. So, when the English major scowled, all the turtles of the whole world died in unison. That is why poor Franklin
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7Her second husband died while she was giving birth to her first son. The baby came out so quickly that it ripped his head clean off. Etta had trouble marrying after that incident.
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7Charles realized that telling his children horror stories probably wasn't the best idea, so he sent them to a psychotherapist to undo the damage he had caused. Unfortunately, the p
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5demonstrates, in concrete terms, that only by a lack of proof can it be proven that something never occurred. Follow me on this. Negatives add up to negatives, and positives to pos
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2So I sat down and watched old Burn Notice reruns. Jack Bauer was no Michael Weston. Michael Weston was like Jack Bauer on steroids. As I munched on a bag of Skittles (taste the rai
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4The Ninth Brigade of Doltish Ninnies was about to charge up the hill to take the enemy position, but they had forgotten where they put their weapons.