Finished Folds (61—80)
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6I seek a Great Perhaps, an opportunity to do something meaningful with my life. But that's very difficult to do working the 9-5 in an office cubicle.
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3Discover that it only takes wife a couple of minutes. Proceed to be berated by wife about how you are ruining your children's lives." Joe had nearly finished his list of
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4crept over the threshold into the next room. It was a stone rotunda of sorts, lined with chests that were twice as tall as he was. "No giant will stop me now!" Jack cried, bounding
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6took a selfie, setting off the flash. Their eyes, incredibly sensitive to the light, exploded into drops of purple goop and they threw themselves wailing out of the airlock.
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6I panicked. In that moment, I realized the cookie had been her plan all along. I tried to open my mouth, but the gooey chocolate had turned into concrete. She grinned maliciously.
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4probation, but the school board was less than enthusiastic. In fact, Trustee Jones thought Principal Peahead's tumble was so hilarious that he posted a video of it on Facebook.
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12Hector Berlioz, hubba-hubba--" Molly stopped him with a wave of her hand. "If you come up with one more alliteration, I'm reporting you to the police. He opened his mouth and
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6The chef turned slowly towards me, eyes bloodshot with rage. He fingered the edges of his steak knife. "What's all that oil doing on the ground, Jimmy?" he breathed. I blanched.
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6But she realized she had to. She needed that money for her sick father. Reluctantly, she handed the glowing jewel to the trader, feeling she had somehow made a terrible mistake.
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4But before they could get his shopping cart to the ambulance, it broke beneath his gargantuan girth, sending him sprawling across the parking lot. Then the concrete gave way
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3I am one of the Indians they sent on the Trail of Tears. I am an orphaned child. I am a stormy night. I am the cold touch of a dead lover. I am what men do not know how to say.
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5"Robert, you're the best hacker we have. You've got the raw processing power of an I7. Now get me those nuclear codes by tonight or it's game over for America."
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7There is a peculiar moment in time when, upon opening the fridge and seeing that the milk is one day expired, you must make a dreadful decision, one that could change everything.
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5Bringing firecrackers to his brother's wedding was Bill's latest idea for a good practical joke. It would also be his last.
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4Grandpa was hiding a secret on that farm, and I was going to find out what it was, even if Pa found out and put me in the corn thresher to make me learn my lesson.
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7But my professor scoffed. “You think your dimwitted bronze-age garbage will get you a gig at Carnegie Hall? Even John Cage’s 4’33 sounds better, and he doesn’t play a single note!"
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5"I haven't partaken of victuals in nearly a fortnight," the dog replied. Charlie leaped backwards onto the garden fence, eyes wide. "Man, I knew that last bong wasn't a good idea."
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2Ms. Clementine knew that the government and Big Food were like two peas in a pod. How else were GMOs so prevalent in the food supply? Destroying the FDA was the only way to peace.
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6“How long on the marinara?” came a cry from expo. "Crushing the tomatoes now," the chef bellowed. But Mr. Tomato was already halfway to the drain. He had to escape before the chef
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12I had never seen someone squeeze toothpaste from a bottle so effortlessly, but the Hero did it, saving Dona's mourning routine three seconds. There WAS still good in this world.