Finished Folds (81—100)
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6But Bill had had enough of entitled millennials spilling chowder on his pressed pinstriped suits. He leapt to his feet and overturned the table. "Replace THAT one promptly, Pal!"
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3“Blast!” the thief cried. It was Grandma, her lips curved in a condescending snarl. “How did you...?” “Grandma counts every cookie in the jar. She knows when one goes missing."
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5We locked eyes. I chose rock, but I was too afraid to look down. What if he had picked paper? What if I would have to make good on our deal? Suddenly, he grinned, and my heart sank
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5at least a week before Sir Keith finally realized his arm was missing, whereupon he let out a great cry. "Lady Kira! What have you done with my arm?" Lady Kira blushed. "Uhh...."
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2exactly how to play this situation. His master did this every time Buster got in trouble, pretending he would punish him for being a naughty kitty, but the cat knew his soft spots.
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4fiancée Sally the Seal. Unfortunately, Bali's warm weather was a bit too much for Sally, and she fell ill. Det. Manatee begged to use the money in my suitcase for medical aid.
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4their lipstick at the solemn procession. The town could hear the distant echo of them singing as they walked the cold streets. They were repeating four words: "I dreamed a dream."
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3Unfortunately, the flush was so royal that it caused flooding throughout the entire kingdom. The conflict amongst the nobility continued to cause problems to backup.
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3to their next roleplaying session, the situation went downhill. The side chicks, now in a basement of neckbeards, began to suspect that they hadn't been brought here for a funeral.
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6it was difficult for Bob to find work. At the end of the day, he found himself flipping burgers at a Sonic in Ryan, Iowa. "It's what you get for majoring in FoldingStory," his dad
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1real hit at dinner parties. With the scandal properly dismissed and swept under the rug, the CEO realized that he could turn a profit by marketing these "sugarcoated sugar cubes."
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0a hippopotamus's tail." I scoured the plains of Africa for the creatures and, finally stumbling upon one, managed to pluck a single hair from its tail. It was my greatest triumph.
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4who in a moment of sudden panic realized that he had mistaken arsenic for the creamer. "That's the third time this week, Joe!" Anton said. "Does this mean I'm fired?" Joe whimpered
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5poorly received and criticized by his academic peers for lacking a proper metaphysical schema of the self which was being "self"-disciplined. In his sorrow, Ziti took to drink.
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9Soon enough, the backs of every couch in America were filled with lost loose change. The Ratgoddess's plan had succeeded. Now middle class families were roughly $2.23 poorer!
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3Needless to say, having two gods for parents and a highly evolved super-intellect for a brother made him insufferable at parties. He spent hours leaning at the bar, bragging about
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3But did he really do it? Did there exist a "he" which could do the doing, or was "he" merely a bundle of neurons firing in tandem that produced as an effect his course of action?
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5I eyed Somerset warily out of the corner of my eye, scrunching up my nose. "You had to derail the FoldingStory with that fart, didn't you?" Somerset shrugged innocently, proceeding
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1were busy throwing beers into the creek and chortling obnoxiously, slapping each other on the back. "Like that one time with your ex-girlfriend, right, Tuck?" Tuck blanched.
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2Pris cocked an eyebrow. "What are you looking at?" He was pointing at her hair, mouth agape. The goo had begun coalescing, morphing into something hideous-looking. Pris screamed.