Finished Folds (81—100)
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5at least a week before Sir Keith finally realized his arm was missing, whereupon he let out a great cry. "Lady Kira! What have you done with my arm?" Lady Kira blushed. "Uhh...."
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2exactly how to play this situation. His master did this every time Buster got in trouble, pretending he would punish him for being a naughty kitty, but the cat knew his soft spots.
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4fiancée Sally the Seal. Unfortunately, Bali's warm weather was a bit too much for Sally, and she fell ill. Det. Manatee begged to use the money in my suitcase for medical aid.
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4their lipstick at the solemn procession. The town could hear the distant echo of them singing as they walked the cold streets. They were repeating four words: "I dreamed a dream."
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3Unfortunately, the flush was so royal that it caused flooding throughout the entire kingdom. The conflict amongst the nobility continued to cause problems to backup.
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3to their next roleplaying session, the situation went downhill. The side chicks, now in a basement of neckbeards, began to suspect that they hadn't been brought here for a funeral.
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6it was difficult for Bob to find work. At the end of the day, he found himself flipping burgers at a Sonic in Ryan, Iowa. "It's what you get for majoring in FoldingStory," his dad
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1real hit at dinner parties. With the scandal properly dismissed and swept under the rug, the CEO realized that he could turn a profit by marketing these "sugarcoated sugar cubes."
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0a hippopotamus's tail." I scoured the plains of Africa for the creatures and, finally stumbling upon one, managed to pluck a single hair from its tail. It was my greatest triumph.
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4who in a moment of sudden panic realized that he had mistaken arsenic for the creamer. "That's the third time this week, Joe!" Anton said. "Does this mean I'm fired?" Joe whimpered
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5poorly received and criticized by his academic peers for lacking a proper metaphysical schema of the self which was being "self"-disciplined. In his sorrow, Ziti took to drink.
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9Soon enough, the backs of every couch in America were filled with lost loose change. The Ratgoddess's plan had succeeded. Now middle class families were roughly $2.23 poorer!
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3Needless to say, having two gods for parents and a highly evolved super-intellect for a brother made him insufferable at parties. He spent hours leaning at the bar, bragging about
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3But did he really do it? Did there exist a "he" which could do the doing, or was "he" merely a bundle of neurons firing in tandem that produced as an effect his course of action?
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5I eyed Somerset warily out of the corner of my eye, scrunching up my nose. "You had to derail the FoldingStory with that fart, didn't you?" Somerset shrugged innocently, proceeding
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2Pris cocked an eyebrow. "What are you looking at?" He was pointing at her hair, mouth agape. The goo had begun coalescing, morphing into something hideous-looking. Pris screamed.
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6The crowd stood watch as Tommy LaBeau tried to pull his head out of the toilet bowl. One boy tried to help, but his mother held him back. "There is nothing we can do now, Jonny."
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2, jumping into the chef's mouth and scalding his tongue. He stumbled back into a large stromboli that swallowed him between the folds of its crust. The sous chef's plan was working
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1We turned to go our separate ways, tromping ponderously back to our homes. Our mission had failed. We would never see the tuxedo-wearing walrus of Cassidy County ever again.
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3a can of pepper-spray and jammed it in Enrique's eyes, screaming, "Bienvenidos, sucker!" Enrique recoiled and lost his footing, tumbling into a street dumpster headfirst.