Finished Folds (101—120)
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2, jumping into the chef's mouth and scalding his tongue. He stumbled back into a large stromboli that swallowed him between the folds of its crust. The sous chef's plan was working
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1We turned to go our separate ways, tromping ponderously back to our homes. Our mission had failed. We would never see the tuxedo-wearing walrus of Cassidy County ever again.
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3a can of pepper-spray and jammed it in Enrique's eyes, screaming, "Bienvenidos, sucker!" Enrique recoiled and lost his footing, tumbling into a street dumpster headfirst.
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4she killed herself and moved on to work as a carrier pigeon for the postal service which, as a peregrine falcon, was somewhat demeaning for Duncan. Still, it was better than
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1Legends say that the two of them are still lying there, dead in each other's arms, like two star-crossed lovers destined for a tragic romance. But would the murderer be caught?
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4the electricity went out while he was watching the Adventures of Rabbit. His face turned carrot-orange with anger as he tried to get out of his chair, but his fat bum was stuck.
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1Still, I had to try to choke the casserole down to please my stepmother, even if it meant enduring a hell more agonizing than the very beaches of Normandy. One bite after another,
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7so he couldn't buy anymore. He went home that evening mourning his low station in life. If only he could taste that warm, rich coffee again. Maybe then life would be worth living.
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2Yola silently cursed to herself that she wouldn't be able to make it to Abruzzizi to visit her secret romance. "Damn Airport Security," she muttered. She decided to hijack a plane
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4who worked for the Avian Division of the British Secret Intelligence. He came screeching through the front door of the flower shop and bowled the clerk over the counter. The police
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2will you?" I panicked and tried to throw myself over the toilet paper, but Sgt. Donnelly was too fast for me. He unraveled the roll and there she was--Marilyn Monroe, still alive.
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3und Ginger Ale mit a dabble of lemon juice." Appalled, Mr. Li sent his goons to arrest Albert and throw him into Chinese prison, never to speak at TED again. Yet Albert didn't stop
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2as Jack bent his knees, ready to sprint. The monkey family held the can steady. Jack sprinted forward and dove headfirst into the toilet, vanishing with maniacal laughter.
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4"I was merely opting for an Oriental opioid, Judge," Evo said glibly. "What's the harm in that?" The Judge threw up his hands and cried, "How could I convict a master of language?"
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4So Luther the cat-dragon went down to the shelter, a small warehouse on the outskirts of town. But one of the Mob Boss's agents managed to tail him with a telescopic bubble machine
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3Eventually, his pinkie toe began to vibrate so violently that he couldn't see it anymore. All he could perceive was a strange buzzing sensation on his right foot. Stranger still,
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4the experimental snack food was worse than they thought. It gave you boils on your head and slowly turned you into a pig. But it was too late! Snax 4 U had already shipped the box.
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1the police. "I called for Dr. Love." The ignored Inspector Q and began searching the dark room. When they emerged, they had Jimmy in custody. "The hell.... It was YOU all along!"
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0in the rat hole. She remembered the day she learned she was allergic to cats. Her crush Bobby finally invited her over, but when she smelled his cat her face puffed up and her nose
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3When he got to the bottom of the slope, he was greeted by PEMA (People Against Melon Abuse) officials who took issue with his watermelon skis. Before he could spit a seed, he was