Finished Folds (121—140)
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3like butter in a pan. Frying Pa sat us down one day and told us the story of how he met his squeeze, Macaroon Molly. He was smoking bratwurst in the backyard one day when she
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3My neighbor turned and looked down at me, massaging his sticky buns. "What on earth are you doing, Robert?" I got to my feet and grinned nervously. "Just checking for malfunctions.
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4When the Baron arrived to a house full of dirt, he sent Janitor Bill straight to Folding Hell. Here, half finished folds and derailed narratives mingled with screams and terrible
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2"Sir, give me back my arms!" the squire cried. "Not until you learn to keep your hands to yourself," said the king. "*cough* My daughter." The pythons burst through the main gate
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1walrus with a history of narcolepsy. In the end the walrus eloped with a seahorse and abandoned the pirate and governor altogether. The story taught me we are the architects of
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4But before he could take the first step of his grand adventure, the bank foreclosed on the pair of shoes he was wearing. Yet no misfortune would stop him. He would go bear foot
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1Unfortunately, the Cartilaginous Fish Council found out about Carl's new seal friend. Carl had managed to violate five fish statutes in one friendship. The Council sent a brigade
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3el from trying to board the PiBorg ship and take out the main reactor. "Scotty, beam me in," Joel screamed. Scotty punched it and the air fizzled with energy. "I'm in," he said.
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3be chilling in my hot jacuzzi with fistfuls of cash in either hand, or cruising in my sick new Bugatti with strobe light dub wheels. Then Mrs. Jenkins woke me from my reverie and
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5For a limited time only, Shrek comes to life in your living room! Listen to him say classic lines like "ogres are like onions" and "what are you doing in my swamp?" Just be careful
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2her frying pan at my head, missing it by a narrow margin. "Hildebertha, I LOVE YOU." She spat at my feet. "Leaf dis place now or I vill chop your head off and spit down your neck."
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0Years later, the British historian Robert Churchill discovered that AHRDCDACRH the 31st was actually a cow disguised as a monarch. He had a beef with the crown when all was done.
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8If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo'er smrater tahn teh avreage humna.
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5When I ran sound at my best friend's wedding, I played "Dude Looks Like a Lady" while she was walking up the aisle. Everyone started screaming and throwing Kleenex boxes at me.
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5As the night before Finals dragged on like a bleeding slab of roadkill, free-college-essays.com started to look more and more appealing.
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4my agent informed me that there were a good number of British tongues on the market, so I started my search. All was well until the tongueless Chinese man broke into my apartment
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3If you add to a Folding Story, try to include previous terms in your reply to maintain coherence and continuity. It ruins the fun when you derail an intriguing narrative.
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0cat out the window and ran for the door. The package was here! I ran to the kitchen and opened it up. There it was--the Philter. If this wouldn't make Jane love me, nothing would.
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2Chik'En. I cried about it at first, but then I decided to earn back Duck's friendship. There was only one way to do that--I had to kill Chik'En. I asked him to cross the road, but
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5A man who led the Lord's people out of Egypt, who wandered in the desert for forty years. The maggot-eaten man was none other than Exodus's Moses, and he had returned from the dead