Finished Folds (241—260)
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2fat, drunk, Reddish-purple, dress-wearer, despite the fact she didn’t want to, nor did she even slightly care about him; he did give her an allowance though, so that meant a lot.
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3irregularity relief?” The godlike creature leering from the bottle label looked like Morgan Freeman snorting x-lax from a toilet bowl while shouting, “The cocaine of immortals.”
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8day, and each day, from the same veranda, he pissed into his neighbor’s chimney, rousing a row with the man who was having a roll with his ugly Beryl. “Fetch me a scotch, Scott,"
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5Then came the harsh realities of the 2nd Dark Age, the Age Less than Mediocre: The Age of Blanked Out: Tao Blaut. All of it financed by the Human Projekt under the auspices of
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3stomped a few feet more, stopped and turned; he tossed and flailed his arms above his head. Mercifully, his sexually candid lingo was unclear from that distance. She waved & smiled
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4: You do not Slurp the Soup. The second rule of Soup Club is: You do not Slurp the Soup. Third rule of Soup Club is: If someone yells "Stop slurping the freaking Soup,” do it!
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4But, alas, being creative all the way to the end, he lurched up from the snow, brushing it from himself as he stood; he faced the frosty angry mob, raising a hand to hold them back
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3World was free from those buggy-eyed, steroid-using, Martian bastards.; it truly was Independence Day. Things went back to normal: Trump called it his greatest accomplishment.
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3, but he was at a retreat for married men who loved banging their crotches into dwarfs and fairies wearing boots; so, I said, “No, we’re just separated,” and went back to sleep.
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2to the royal children anyway. Prince Johann hid his bruises from King Paulinus X; he didn’t want to explain anything. Elizabeth held a finger to her lips, and shook her head no.
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2hell is this Pancho? I want the curry, the Steph Curry perc30 Don Diego.” “Molly clorhidrato de oxicodona!” the Mexican grinned. He undid the curry powder can; drugs tumbled out.
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3“Mom, why are we reassembling this truck? Emma’s daughter questioned. Emma was bewildered, the time warp warped her recall, “I’m not sure. Why am I not wearing a bra or panties?”
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2Being unfamiliar with, not only the English language but, figures of speech and sarcasm, the alien immediately pulled out a magnum condom and began fornicating with itself.
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1a waterfall-leaping gnome named Over&Over, ‘cause it had their personalities: walk, talk, smile, charm, love, and ‘cause it had a great big car, a Cadillac, according to Mr. Price.
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3sheath, his loincloth, exposing his secret weapon, his LONG fellow, his BIG gun. “Let the tomfoolery begin!” Arthur bequeathed, as he twirled around & took his leave stage right.
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4marbles on the school playground in 1966. Every time I open a new deck of cards, I never seem to play with a full deck. I’m a crazy old loon who is completely off his rocker.
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2Allow me the RIGHT to put you in your place TONIGHT! As a MAW you act more like a PAW. As your offSPRING, hey, that ain’t no big THING. That’s just my HEART you’ve torn APART.
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3High on eggnog, the cats purred Christmas carols made prevalent in the dark ages; a time when lutes and flutes resonated down empty hallways from dusk till dawn, 365 days a year.
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3e to slip upstairs and search through Uncle Toucan’s album of Playbird’s Pinups of the Year, said Puey, Susey, and Louis. 1990, Tracy the Toucanet ruffles my feathers. She’s hot!
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4reviews until they revealed that Matt Damon was really Ben Affleck; being a crappy actor wasn’t particularly challenging work. Yet, they elected to nominate him for a Razzie.