Finished Folds (241—260)
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3, but he was at a retreat for married men who loved banging their crotches into dwarfs and fairies wearing boots; so, I said, “No, we’re just separated,” and went back to sleep.
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2to the royal children anyway. Prince Johann hid his bruises from King Paulinus X; he didn’t want to explain anything. Elizabeth held a finger to her lips, and shook her head no.
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2hell is this Pancho? I want the curry, the Steph Curry perc30 Don Diego.” “Molly clorhidrato de oxicodona!” the Mexican grinned. He undid the curry powder can; drugs tumbled out.
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3“Mom, why are we reassembling this truck? Emma’s daughter questioned. Emma was bewildered, the time warp warped her recall, “I’m not sure. Why am I not wearing a bra or panties?”
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2Being unfamiliar with, not only the English language but, figures of speech and sarcasm, the alien immediately pulled out a magnum condom and began fornicating with itself.
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1a waterfall-leaping gnome named Over&Over, ‘cause it had their personalities: walk, talk, smile, charm, love, and ‘cause it had a great big car, a Cadillac, according to Mr. Price.
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3sheath, his loincloth, exposing his secret weapon, his LONG fellow, his BIG gun. “Let the tomfoolery begin!” Arthur bequeathed, as he twirled around & took his leave stage right.
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4marbles on the school playground in 1966. Every time I open a new deck of cards, I never seem to play with a full deck. I’m a crazy old loon who is completely off his rocker.
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2Allow me the RIGHT to put you in your place TONIGHT! As a MAW you act more like a PAW. As your offSPRING, hey, that ain’t no big THING. That’s just my HEART you’ve torn APART.
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3High on eggnog, the cats purred Christmas carols made prevalent in the dark ages; a time when lutes and flutes resonated down empty hallways from dusk till dawn, 365 days a year.
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3e to slip upstairs and search through Uncle Toucan’s album of Playbird’s Pinups of the Year, said Puey, Susey, and Louis. 1990, Tracy the Toucanet ruffles my feathers. She’s hot!
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4reviews until they revealed that Matt Damon was really Ben Affleck; being a crappy actor wasn’t particularly challenging work. Yet, they elected to nominate him for a Razzie.
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4,yet, to be a male praying mantis is to be rare; to be shielded by the enlightened, to be the Order of the Golden Shower Association’s talisman, and then to be beheaded after sex.
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2cattle prod, and then she told him she loved him because that’s what teacher’s do to catboys. Raiden was awfully liberated, and he didn’t take “no” for an answer. So, she beat him.
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6his wife’s baby’s father, which meant that he murdered Michael, which also meant that his wife never was impregnated by Michael’s semen, and, therefore, he was acquitted of murder.
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8were satanic. Dessert rituals were normal in the Hines and Crocker families: icing enemas and cream cheese lubricants, but this was more sinister. Necrophiliac cupcakes sinister.
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4heard about the swindle, she jacked Monty up and shook the diapers off him. Later we learned the supervisor had escaped from a mental institution and Monty Fishburger went to jail.
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3on his waiting red Newfoundland pony, Boneyass, and rode off into a rather big hedge, dropping and becoming lodged on a cactus. Bert picked up the knife and used it to prick Tuco’s
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6at Bo’s scrotum and banged the shit out of his testicles, but Bo simply snorted in a high-pitched voice, crying, “I was born a Pisces.” The sea parted and Bo paraded in victory.
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4watering hole--Hillbilly Country, U.S.A.—because it was only open on Saturday night to puffins because the good ole boys were too drunk to want to eat them, so they say. War broke