Finished Folds (261—280)
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4,yet, to be a male praying mantis is to be rare; to be shielded by the enlightened, to be the Order of the Golden Shower Association’s talisman, and then to be beheaded after sex.
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2cattle prod, and then she told him she loved him because that’s what teacher’s do to catboys. Raiden was awfully liberated, and he didn’t take “no” for an answer. So, she beat him.
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6his wife’s baby’s father, which meant that he murdered Michael, which also meant that his wife never was impregnated by Michael’s semen, and, therefore, he was acquitted of murder.
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8were satanic. Dessert rituals were normal in the Hines and Crocker families: icing enemas and cream cheese lubricants, but this was more sinister. Necrophiliac cupcakes sinister.
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4heard about the swindle, she jacked Monty up and shook the diapers off him. Later we learned the supervisor had escaped from a mental institution and Monty Fishburger went to jail.
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3on his waiting red Newfoundland pony, Boneyass, and rode off into a rather big hedge, dropping and becoming lodged on a cactus. Bert picked up the knife and used it to prick Tuco’s
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6at Bo’s scrotum and banged the shit out of his testicles, but Bo simply snorted in a high-pitched voice, crying, “I was born a Pisces.” The sea parted and Bo paraded in victory.
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4watering hole--Hillbilly Country, U.S.A.—because it was only open on Saturday night to puffins because the good ole boys were too drunk to want to eat them, so they say. War broke
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4-line snapped and a thirty-foot long post torpedoed nonstop into the screen door and then vaulted undamagingly away. The latched latch bent slightly but held the door safely shut.
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2his teetotalling ass into a seething drunk Siamese cat reduced to being spanked by Green Party liberals. Suffice it to say, the electioneering ended; the sexual favors didn’t.
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4“The real danger is that society has become so dumb, that people in charge don’t know what they are doing, and brainless people are getting pushed into positions of leadership.”
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2Still, they persistently fornicated and multiplied—not just a little—but constantly until they became a nuisance. Pesticides had been banned; without a remedy, the Fleas ruled.
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4off Dracula down at the Cotton Club. Sofia got to hang out with The Rain People over at the Gardens of Stone where she drank an Apocalypse Now and danced the Rumble Fish with Jack.
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3Queen (God Save Her). Yes, Lord SM, frustrated by its knavish tricks, confounded by its politics, but on “It” all the Kingdom’s hopes were fixed, whispered, “God save the Queen!”
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4weeping man in the green-streaked suit, “Oh, please don’t tell me more than a thousand pounds!” The man glared at fashion designer Flippotino, and cried, “Fool, this suit is white
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2livers, hearts, and kidneys, too. In the Tofuman Cookbook, I organize meal plans for vegan zombies. Breakfast brains made from pickled-beets-stuffed cauliflower. Lunch lungs made
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2the event would be forgotten fast, like a mass shooting, mainly a school mass shooting. Anyway, nobody gives a shite about Shirley/Shawn Temple; the real culprit is Mickey Rooney.
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1crushed his advances by offering him my body if he could accomplish one easy task: Leap from my 45th floor apartment balcony. Thinking with his other brain, he leapt to his death.
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10The woman sporting a grey parka, the hood pulled snugly over her head, exposing only a pair of shades, walked into the bank, lingered and loitered long enough to make other bankers
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2Jane catches the sad look between the eyes. She falls over the suitcase, breaks her neck. Bobby jumps off the bridge, breaks his neck. A dog urinates on the suitcase. It’s snowing.