Finished Folds (41—60)
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5ionary of All Things Bigfoot. My Sasquatchian knowledge of Cryptozoological culinary delights got me work on Food Network, but until I wrangled the Abominable Snowman, I was not
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5bullshit with the best of them, even though their brains were mashed potatoes. To the untrained vagina, buttock-less space aliens were Latin Lovers on steroids, Don Juans on
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3Shut Up Mind Your Own Business You, the Erectile Dysfunctional You, the Surgically Repaired Memories of Girls You Once Boinked You. You are obsolete and You are Not Long for the
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2Reverend Sodomy learned a lot from Pastor Butz. How to stroke the wood hard. How to wash his balls & how to put it in the hole. He invited him to a threesome with Sister Agatha.
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2of distinction, Ying & Yang. Down they tumbled, Alice & the Flatfoot, for what was only a few seconds, but felt like years. Eventually, landing face first into Wonderland Park
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2Classical Pentecostalist, and the Fisher-of-Men’s Rotten Egg Society ordered Mariana Trench to stop smelling like tuna, lest she be doused with Tartar Sauce and served with chips.
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3Kool-Aid. Embellish the mundane. In my ‘frig, kids discover Blue Lemonade Jungle Juice, Kool-Aid Vodka Slush, and Ruby Tuesday Killer Kool-Aid. It’s no wonder I’m so popular.
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4Bigfoot! They may only be dumpster-diving-delight to a hairy asshole, like you”. Momentarily, Sasquatch was taken aback; then he ate Slim, Thick, and the blueberry muffin kids.
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2a blowpipe. Luthor lost control and locked his lips onto her doubled-reeded drone, and she at once let out a high-pitched wail. Then he’d stuff another marshmallow down Lucy’s
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3glanced down and shrieked when they realized they, too, had no feet. Elmo tried to escape by slithering down the general’s pant leg, but slammed face first into the general’s steel
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2Blueberry Hill Station, where we busted open a vending machine and took 12 packs of Irish Bloodhound flavored condoms, filled them with urine and tossed them at the Catholic girls
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2left the old brown shoe alight. Badly infected with yellow matter custard, the ghost toe became fodder for breakfast bar aficionados. Erica’s screams soon turned to sighs and moans
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2deeply marinated and severely embarrassed, decelerating into a Bo Jangles soft shoe, dancing to the freezer, opening the door, and, before shoving his head into the ice bin, crying
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1The Larry he knew spoke with a lisp, and said Meffane Claffherate, incorrectly. Producer Shaw apologetically introduced this Larry to his good friend, Glock69, and then he smiled.
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3a bowl of Kentucky (KY) Jell-o. I would have taken her home to meet the folks, showed off her sharp wit, but I was afraid my dad would whip out Anaconda & freezeframe on JLO’s butt
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3the lambs ran to center. Judas, of course, was stealing all the bases and selling them on eBay. The Bambino knocked them out of the park; the Apostles took their act to Broadway.
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6and she ripped open her blouse, revealing a pair of tasseled 44ZZZ magnums. Groot grinned, unfastened his trouser & proudly showed Zook his Glock 69X. Now, they were communicating.
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3a glacier of sugar crystals, upon which I bounced off, and splashed awkwardly into a fast-moving stream of dark chocolate. Luckily, I was able to grasp hold of my giant watermelon
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2urinating on the pizza & defecating on the salad bar, while stuffed inside an orange polyester track suit. The orb is the answer to everyone’s fantasies unless you’re an asshole.
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1Snidely WhipShark, his dorsal fin twirling an El Bandito mustache, approached Left Shark, “Are you here for the gill-lift?” Left Shark opened his jaw and exposed his missing teeth.