Finished Folds (421—440)
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10and they even threw Tampons at it and her, too! "Pipe down!" Insecurity Woman shouted forcefully, "I never said anything about being great! I'm just your everyday, run-of-the-mil
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9Uuuunnnnn…yeahhhhhhh…all youse Peruvian hoes be like…uuunnnn…I wish I had an Oscar Mayer foot-long…yeahhhhh…all beef foie gras…uuuunnnn…like she begun the morning glory...yeahhhhh…
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6and permitting that seeping septic ooze to dribble down my buttocks towards the opening where he had deposited his spore. I wonder if he’ll still say he loves me after he sees that
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3to conduct their courting ritual (which consisted of Custer putting on a Punch-and-Judy-esque puppet show while Springy clipped his toenails)...they were soulmates for life!
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6Then the "Skippy" or was it "Peter Pan" peanut butter opened its jar and yelped, "Why do we have to be in the middle of this threesome? Will someone, Please! explain it to me!
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3Wall-eye, floater, cata “has a nice” ract…hurtful names…lazy eye, fish eye…none stuck. I could go on and on. Finally, I conceded and made Aphakia Blepharitis my legal name.
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4The chief appeared to be a bit pissed, "Manatee...how many times have a told you to not enter my tepee without an invitation? Didn't you read the sign?" "The racist one outside?"
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6t Wanda...nobody smells like Aunt Wanda...sour milk, sour tangerine, lard, and, well...just plan old B.O. "Say, listen, if your fetching drinks," someone said. "I'll have cognac!"
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9I’ll see you in the garden of Eden. The bearded, red-jean-wearing hipster, responded to the 50mph wind, “What does In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida mean?” A butterfly with an Fe tattoo appeared.
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17the Mulled Wine decline: almonds and raisin prices were sky-high all over, but especially at the Western Oceans Beach Front, but the Land Sharks didn’t care: they hated glogg.
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6Mother Goose. Soon, Cross-eyed Mary arrived on the Locomotive Breath, and we all were there to greet her. My God, I was Wond’ring Aloud, why is it Up to Me to help poor Aqualung?
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4Then I locked myself in a closet and hid from the rest of the world for twenty years. When I finally came out of the closet, the only thing left on Earth was Trump Towers. I didn'
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3e for the riches, and the fame, and a shitload of dames...no...to him, pride, and how the game is play__(sighing)...shit, who am I kidding...power, baby! That's all he cares about!
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3Mayer had--still, with television adds showing brawny, bare-chested Russians working on the Porkwagon...well, lets just say women everywhere agreed with Traveling Meat Cars Weekly!
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4a, the tongue of the Papua New Guinea Pygmy.” “Holy Masturbating Hyena, Batman. I really owe that mutt an apology.” “Better, yet,” Batman sneered, a bone and a purebred poodle!”
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5the madding Crowd. Where is Julie Christie, anyway? I was so in love with her, even when she was in the dragon film with Sean Connery and Dennis Quaid...but what of the hemorrhoid?
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8...yeah...okay...that would be me...Jimbeau...I don't know about these shirtless avatars, and I didn't even know you were ill...I look forward to your folds, Rebbie...they make me
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4diabolical that it is recorded in history books are over Ittoqqortoormiit, and celebrated everywhere on the island as Po Boy Tango Bee Good to Ants Day. The day we won our freedom.
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6Years passed; I took a Government job; married a Senator’s daughter; who birthed 18 kids. At the coroner’s funeral, when I gazed at him in the casket, all I could see was...crumbs.
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5doesn't mean I have to hate, to hunt down and kill a pussy. I want to pet every pussy I see, to love them all, if a genie were to grant my wish, I wish to be a beautiful pussy cat!