Finished Folds (441—460)
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6lthough...actually, I wouldn't depend on a cat because they are like the backstabbers of the domesticated animal league.You could rely on a Collie or a German Shepherd, not a cat!
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8to work as a bloody tosser at her Majesty’s pleasure: Crackerbox Palace. For a fortnight, I did little more than catch flies and wish I were in Glopslic…the plan went all to pot.
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5. But the numbers didn’t add up. 1--number of times I rode her bareback. 9—chromosomes I lacked to impregnate a horse. 13—number of days I had been out of the mental institution.
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3All this because of blinding eminence. Ermines weren’t going to permit some numpty, spawny, all mouth and no trousers American drape their Stoat fur across some old biddy’s nape.
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4Slurping with pleasure at the gentleness of mysterious fluff …down...over the mountainous mounds of jiggling embrace...DOWN...to the cavernous cottage masked in thatch haste…found!
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6"Jeeeeeeeesusss!" he screamed. The little man had chumped down on his nut sack and his jaws clamped tight, like a pit bull. Pain turned into palpitations which turned into faint
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4It was the spastic voice of Pee Wee Herman, who, giggled and said, "That was the president again. I've got to steal back the X1 before the Soviets find the secret compartment!"
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4l rights by buying my book “Too Drunk to Choke My Chicken” on sale for $99. at K-Mart. If you’re in Superior Court, read Chapter 13 to the Judge, I guarantee you will be locked up!
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4ped him, wrestling the joint from his grip. "Ha!" Sally cried, “Gimme a match!” He cackled, "Your ass and my face!” And match in hand, he leapt off the comic strip and passed away.
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6though they were powered by Testosterone Batteries, and the USB ports weren't broken in, they were just flat out broken by all of the lubeless in and out SCIENCE FRICTION!
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3picked Melissa's Sideways Smile. "I do not discriminate!" the rapper DJ Pimp cried, "Nobody discriminates less than me!" He bulged his way out of his Body Glove shorts and shirt.
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3to be on the President's Thanksgiving Table, in the White House, no other turkey in my family could make that claim, but then the First Lady called me Uncle Tom and I was pardoned!
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6"Auntie Em, I have something to tell you!" "Yes, yes, Dorothy, I know," Auntie Em said, "The screen door hit your head." "No!" Dorothy tried to tell her that a bear ate her son,
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4Unfortunately, a forcep, in my day, was a lobster claw—no joke! A steel lobster claw…hard…and freezing cold. And the brutish doctor with the “bowling pin-like” forearms slammed the
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4Is this what it has come down to...I'm playing life threatening sexual games with a few fake teenagers, and, on top of that, I'm doing Rolling Stones karaoke, in the dark, tied up?
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4Behind the beaver barrier, the beavers beveled bed of brush and books, balancing on a bellowing brown bear…broke badly. Brightly I bask on Butter Beach, begging for beef and beans.
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4birds, like the Fake Breasted Pecker, the Hairy Breasted Swallow and Black Breasted Tit...it worked like a charm, the show was a success. Aviary Magazine gave it two thumbs way up!
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4And THAT is why the funny bone isn't funny...at all...in fact, back in '79, after the previously bad spate of funny bone explosions, MDs called funny bones...Funny Booms..no shit!
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3I'm suffering from Borderline Erectile-Dysfunction Apoplexy, and every time I see a bag of Cheetos, I go completely insane with rage and malice Aforethought...I cannot function
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3And why would he? He's a stuffed Muppet...Like ALL of the Muppets, Elmo was illiterate, just like President Zippy and his Washington Muppets...always using the wrong objective pro