Finished Folds (461—480)
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6though they were powered by Testosterone Batteries, and the USB ports weren't broken in, they were just flat out broken by all of the lubeless in and out SCIENCE FRICTION!
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3picked Melissa's Sideways Smile. "I do not discriminate!" the rapper DJ Pimp cried, "Nobody discriminates less than me!" He bulged his way out of his Body Glove shorts and shirt.
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3to be on the President's Thanksgiving Table, in the White House, no other turkey in my family could make that claim, but then the First Lady called me Uncle Tom and I was pardoned!
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6"Auntie Em, I have something to tell you!" "Yes, yes, Dorothy, I know," Auntie Em said, "The screen door hit your head." "No!" Dorothy tried to tell her that a bear ate her son,
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4Unfortunately, a forcep, in my day, was a lobster claw—no joke! A steel lobster claw…hard…and freezing cold. And the brutish doctor with the “bowling pin-like” forearms slammed the
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4Is this what it has come down to...I'm playing life threatening sexual games with a few fake teenagers, and, on top of that, I'm doing Rolling Stones karaoke, in the dark, tied up?
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4Behind the beaver barrier, the beavers beveled bed of brush and books, balancing on a bellowing brown bear…broke badly. Brightly I bask on Butter Beach, begging for beef and beans.
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4birds, like the Fake Breasted Pecker, the Hairy Breasted Swallow and Black Breasted Tit...it worked like a charm, the show was a success. Aviary Magazine gave it two thumbs way up!
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4And THAT is why the funny bone isn't funny...at all...in fact, back in '79, after the previously bad spate of funny bone explosions, MDs called funny bones...Funny Booms..no shit!
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3I'm suffering from Borderline Erectile-Dysfunction Apoplexy, and every time I see a bag of Cheetos, I go completely insane with rage and malice Aforethought...I cannot function
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3And why would he? He's a stuffed Muppet...Like ALL of the Muppets, Elmo was illiterate, just like President Zippy and his Washington Muppets...always using the wrong objective pro
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1Then he awoke SCREAMING, dug his way out of the compost, regretful and ashamed, grasping onto the letter the aliens had given him; he read to the World:┴ɥᴉs ᴉs ʇɥǝ ʍɐʎ ᴉʇ ɹǝɐps ʍɥǝ
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4s. But the Middle Class got the shaft because they could only afford trees with small leaves.The wealthy 1% owned all of the Umbrella & octopus tress. Time for a Revolution!
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3oneuronal development in embryonic Toadfish. That farce one induces after an evening of desire and misery. Yes, wear it well! For when it wears out, it will be irreplaceable.
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3When he suddenly turned back into a Neegleglupper from the planet ZABBADODABBA. The Good Boy saw him change and he turned into a Bad Boy: "Are you a freaking alien, Buddy?"
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2He knew she was turning him down graciously. The last girl he asked out, Francine Finkfinger, barfed after he invited her to a skinny dipping party, and she looked like Rin Tin Tin
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5he could see past her waterboarding striptease routine, she might forgive his peanut butter enema fetish. Besides, to Macy, sex with her was almost as good as eating pizza while
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6really had a fur fetish.; he would do anything for some fur--loved a little fur on his face--even a little fur in his teeth. He wasn't particular about his fur: black, brown, blond
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3is not all glitz and glamour. There are those periods of acute anxiety, when nobody buys any of your Donald Trump Trolls, and you can’t even give the things away. You should have
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2for the Court to paint such a broad picture and give so much leeway to the argument about Rotten Smelling Feet. Obviously, the issue was important enough for the President to issue