Finished Folds (481—500)
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3of the Centaurian rainbow...all 7, 800 colors...dazzling! Mr. White took the gem from the box and placed it on top of Mrs. Pink's cherry blossom paw; it looked amazing near her
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3and publish your fornication on YouTube!" Tarzan became enraged and slapped the waiter...silly. Jane started CPR on the dog. Cheetah ripped Tarzan's loin cloth off and ran away.
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3who called himself Big Bill Broonzy asked her if he could jam with her and would she be kind enough to share a few of those coins she had busked. But she liked jazz, not the blues
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2They paddled a canoe over to Mosquito Island, but that's when tragedy struck, literally. Barrack O'bama accidentally landed his kiteboard on Hoa's head, killing him. Alfred cried
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4gathering up the courage to show Mighty Max that he had talent; that he, too, was a musician. As Max blew into his heart, Bill pulled out his penis and twanged out Ravel's Bolero.
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1While some men bragged about their sexual prowess, about how many lovers they have had, I expressed my violent love for him with more VIOLENCE...until I slapped him to death...
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5and then he contemplated quitting kickball and joining the clergy; changing his name from Jeremy to Slow Boner Benny...Fast Finger Freddie fired a high-riser toward his groin, and
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6"James! Look out!" Shelley SCREAMED in vain. Jimmy, the toddler, had now eaten both his Brother and Father, and then turned his sights toward his Mother. Shelley exposed her breast
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4VOCIFEROUSLY STRIDENT; words were like breathy whispers. Pavlov would’ve hated “Remembrance of a Strawberry Patch” winning the award in his name...but he’s dead...so who cares.
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2...actually, they hated "debating," especially when the topic was money...roll...bread...BANK. But, come on! 13 dollar bills with naked octogenarians isn't real money...is it?
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6Sedated each TIME the blackness hits them, with WARPED intention, and hands on hips, a dance to the left, a jump to the right…nothing would ever be the same again!
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6Thang had a pair of 45s. Then we heard sirens, and everybody started to run. Ang’s temp started to rise. That five nine Long Cool Slink in a Black Dress had it all! It had it all!
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6Every FOLDINGSTORY is created. In its FLEDGLING state, greatness hinges on every subsequent FOLD. There will be DORMANCY, and AGING, and, at conclusion...CRITIQUE. If it passes
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10I have recently noticed that some Folders are using Shark Lady, Det. Manatee, and Mrs. Quackenbush as characters in a trifle many (did I just use an oxymoron?) folds..any others?
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3Bergs had overseen the process of fermenting the monkey and snake fruit wine into a vintage bottle of Orange Label Glogg, which still goes for a mere 5 thousand Krona...to die for!
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2But they were. The mandrake between her nether regions was supposed to save her, counteract the Amulet, The Hand, The Evil Eye placed upon her by the Malocchio Twins... it failed!
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4t anymore human than he was. They were just an app, a computer generated respiration and heartbeat...4,831 watts of electromagnetic modulations and frequencies in the form of
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7on the train tried to explain why the bleeding rain did so in vain, and, by doing so, she went completely insane...and the faded and smudged cityscape did not complain...not once.
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5very tall unicycle road nearby but failed to see me and I remained alone in my mournful sorrow, whimpering like a little puppy who is lost and hungry and afraid to face the cold
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4s sailor uniform to a beautiful bright white color, but the wave hit me so hard that it knocked out my contact lenses, and I mistook Marcus for a great white shark, stabbing him