Finished Folds (501—520)
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3Enrique attempted to dip me but my weight made him drop me and my skin tight red velvet gown split right in the crotch and exposed my shaved testicles. Enrique gasped, "Your a man!
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3"I don't think so," I informed him. But I think her shark teeth face definitely was the inspiration for that movie "Teeth"...you know, where the woman's vagina has teeth and bites
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4realized just how attached to his unibrow he was. He felt stomach pangs, and couldn't sleep, waking up every morning at exactly 3:33 and scream out for it, but he was browless
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7Okay. Which is it: purpose or porpoise. Hell-o? I'm waiting... All right, then... He was wasting away. Gaunt from emaciation brought on from eating, breathing, and farting...
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3stick--which is just a polite term for his Devil's, you know, Rod, or Johnson. Oh, yes, the Devil had a Royal Flush, and even though his opponent had four Aces, he knew his soul
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4"Wadda yew mean?" asked Luigi, "I'm a lookin atta yew hands and feet anna they notta getting bigger." Mario ate another 'shroom, and heeza say, "Looka atta my trousers inna da back
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3MoralEnd glared at the newbie folder. "Win? You don't win!" The newbie folder started to cry. "Are you crying? There's no crying in FS. My Mom once purposely failed to like my
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6Depravity...yes...I do believe in that..and gravy...yes...gallons and gallons of turkey gravy. I like to swim in it...feel it squish between my toes, but I don't believe in gravity
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3anything else...except, perhaps, a very large sum of money...millions...and a trip to Disneyland...to have Snow White give them a lap dance...and Cinderella lose more than her shoe
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1Uncle Tony's libido. "Do you mean the blond with the nonexistent breasts?" Grandfather asked. "No!" Aaron shouted, I am talking about the redhead with the freckles on her knees!"
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4telling my friends that you are a virgin, saving yourself for marriage to me. I hate chocolate. I hate the flowers that you bought. Stop stalking me! I'm about to kick your ass!
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3and Mom looked incredible in her Mohawk green hair, body painting of Spider-Man over her bare chest, and men's orange Speedo. Inner beast night was always fun and always on a Mon
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2expertise in hide tanning led to our family empire and my inheritance. With the billions of dollars I now possess, I was able to go out and buy Emily 1000 easy bake ovens, she
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6which, translated from its original language, means...literally...Don't eat the yellow snow!
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2. On our wedding night, he gave me the greatest present any country man could give his country woman...his cock...or Peter, as he called him...the most beautiful rooster I ever saw
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6that Klondike bar you got melting there between your legs? I'll do anything if you marry me, Darling...why, I'll even tickle that cute little Slow Loris of yours...tickle and slap
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2burst into the classroom wielding an AK47 and shot the ducklings into microscopic pieces. Blood and feathers flew and spattered across the blackboard, the teacher, and the students
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13"Do you like the rhinos?" Jenny asked me. I offered her a Twizzler stick to chaw on, but she shook her head from side to side which meant she didn't care for some. "Stupid is as
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5get a Court Order and it took until Dec. 23rd to evict him, but Santa had to cancel that Christmas, 1969, because the hippie smoked up all of the magic reindeer dust.
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4geekier step-sister, Albina, was making water balloons with Trojan Lubricated Magnums. His Mother was watching her undies tumble in her new front-loading dryer, and his dad was