Finished Folds (521—540)
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2proctologist's office. Suddenly...the REAR door opened and Blanche stepped out...her rear end in a sling. She saw Stan in his sweaty wife beater t-shirt, and said, "Quotation mark
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9"Oh, my!" Emily laughed so loud that she passed out, but not before informing them that they hadn't drunk Crown Royal...Indeed not..that Crown Royal bottle was where she stored the
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3so quickly that my head spun more rapidly than Linda Blair stuck in a revolving door at Macy's on Christmas Eve. The belly button lint flew into my mouth and I gasped and farted
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9medicine cabinet right next to the Preparation H. She gazed at the clock and panicked, knowing her guests would soon arrive. 'Where on Earth could the salad forks be?' she thought
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3of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. For the 50th Anniversary, MPFC hired the Al Pacino impersonator to impersonate Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones,
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5because Elaine had arm and back fat bigger than the 350 inch engine under the hood, and if he had made a comment about how fat she looked sitting on the Mustang's bucket seat, she
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6Which he seldom was. But in the morning, after the night air had raked the shreds of his torn apart life off the lawn, and the rain had swept it along the gutter, into the sewer
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4He didn't look bad for a Billy goat who had traveled the 108 year trip from Chicago to Cooperstown. Oh, his beard was a bit gruff and grey, and he smelled like a locker room, but
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3have tiny hands and even tinier brains!" But, alas, my fly had dropped and my rising outrage exploded...but if it were a volcano, on the nanoscale, it would be called lilliputian.
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6murdered them all while they slept. Then Lola dyed her brown spot blue and ran off to join the Crooners Petting Zoo, where she was billed as the Sinatra-singing sheep Old Blue Eye
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6Awwww, who am I trying to kid. I didn't like Terry and he liked me even less. I guess me stealing his girlfriend, Kathy Fripp didn't help matters. Of course, Kathy dumped me for
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4So...every Thursday Mrs. Frobisher was up by 4, showered and shaved (her upper lip), ate Spam on crackers and was off to her 10 AM appointment across the street at Mr. Finks house
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4give the command: Transfer 1 trillion dollars of our debt to Mexico…poof…it’s done, and it can’t be undone! That’s how Mexico pays for the wall. We’re making America great, again!
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4Cinnamon and honey massage therapy. Alfalfa opened a new horse food store, Alfalfa’s Alfalfa. Border patrol agents arrested Stymie traveling abroad with nude photos of Miss Crab
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5For example: Mel Gibson came in and purchased the Beer Mug hat; Seth Rogen opted for the Bong hat; James Franco bought the Nickel Bag hat, and George Clooney paid top dollar for
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3ted a mosquito welt from any other blemish. Obviously, some athletes have terrible acne from all the steroids. Anyway, after the '50 Yard Itch,' there was the Towel Butt Slap
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12"It's very simple, Madge," Mr. Butterworth replied. "I'll have my cell phone with me in the casket. If Hollywood calls, put them hold, call me, and then dig me up! Understand?"
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6and the poker-faced man did shut up, but he had the last laugh. He court and sparked my mothers, married them, and fathered two belly button children with both. Now he's my daddy!
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3quickly when a freaky dude with long armpit hair recited slam poetry:Junk is crap and crap is turd Turd is shit and shit is scum Riffraff is just one word And now this poem is dun
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5"Okay, Smarty Pants!" he shouted, "Strike! Strike! Strike!" The employees tossed down their gloves and grabbed their picket signs. The manager laughed, "You don't belong to a union