Finished Folds (561—580)
-
3was convinced, all of the profits. So, Mike and Peter and Micky, the psycho-delic version of the Monkeys planted a banana tree on the White House lawn. Trump had them deported!
-
4rabajagal and Bodhisattva to the edge of the Earth: they fell off and died. Old Testament. In the New Testament, the Earth was round. Donovan and Steely Dan brought them to life!
-
3this you're asking yourself why a Shark Lady would possess family jewels...the answer is simple...she was a hermaphroditic shark. She was the first of her kind...but not the last!
-
4fake news flashed across every world news station: I drank the potion she offered me I found myself on the floor then I looked in those big green eyes and I was no more...the end.
-
8obese nuns on crack, naked, with tattoos of spiders and snakes across their breasts and buttocks, sitting on the back of Harley Davidson Hogs, and scared the scary clowns to death!
-
3went up because Electrolux said, "Someday, soon, I will reveal and make available to the public, the very first Orgasmatron Electric Blanket." Thus the self-satisfying era begins!
-
3w who they really are, or what their lives meant...if anything...then they flicker and flicker at an every slowly dying cadence until...one...last...flick....and then....nothing.
-
4the dogcatchers with nine eyes: three on the face, two on the back of the head, and two on each buttock cheek. I guess Snowy shouldn't have bitten the mailman. Now he's in hell!
-
2Loofing my bunions, reading about how to build an Apocalypse Engine but actually thinking about Shane MacGowan licking Jocelyn Wildenstein’s chocolate-icing-covered-fingers. Ewww!
-
2down around her ankles, but the Major had eaten a heavy meal of duck sautéed in lard, and the blue pill didn't kick in until a week later when the Major was addressing the troups
-
4Julia Child's recipe for Coq Au Vin. "It is plainly evident that perpetrator used the cell salts and battery acid to poison the garlic." Inspector Loomis cracked the case, again!
-
3"Well, gollllleee, will ya lookie there..." Gump's smile spread across his face like measles on a porcupine...uh...I mean porkie pine. "Jenny, you just got spayed. No kids for us"
-
2Besides...if you are having a debate with your identity, and you're losing control, maybe it's time to make the ball of confusion rotate in the opposite direction. Just a thought!
-
3snap, crackle, pop tour. The Cap'n and Tony and The Quaker are spending the day at the park feeding the Sugar Bear. Have you seen the Sugar Bear? Man...he's got some grape nuts!
-
3lasted nearly thirty years, at which time, he stopped caressing his balls and learned to get along with his trunks & accept the heartache. Good thing, too, his balls were worn out!
-
3happy place, the comfort zone. Oh, how I love the zone. Perhaps my stomach would grow bigger than my head in due time. I wasn't in any hurry. I had all the time in the Universe!
-
5a frostbitten, gangrened dead small nose over a Karl Malden/Jimmy Durante nose that lives forever any day of the week. When it comes to the appendage department..I ain't tripping!
-
3cut on side one, "Froth on the Peacock," featured a Ritchie Blackmore temper tantrum where he whips Ian Gillan with his guitar's broken E string. That was followed by a Jon Lord
-
4side and cut his own head off, but not on the first attempt. Oh, no, it took forty-one whacks to the neck with that dull and rusted sword blade. Lizzie Borden would've been proud
-
4"...urrpppppppppp," Goliath belched. "I'm over here feasting on this French Poodle's anal sac...very tasty...yum!" I didn't like to disturb my pet spider when he was eating, so I