Finished Folds (561—580)
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3"Well, gollllleee, will ya lookie there..." Gump's smile spread across his face like measles on a porcupine...uh...I mean porkie pine. "Jenny, you just got spayed. No kids for us"
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2Besides...if you are having a debate with your identity, and you're losing control, maybe it's time to make the ball of confusion rotate in the opposite direction. Just a thought!
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3snap, crackle, pop tour. The Cap'n and Tony and The Quaker are spending the day at the park feeding the Sugar Bear. Have you seen the Sugar Bear? Man...he's got some grape nuts!
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3lasted nearly thirty years, at which time, he stopped caressing his balls and learned to get along with his trunks & accept the heartache. Good thing, too, his balls were worn out!
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3happy place, the comfort zone. Oh, how I love the zone. Perhaps my stomach would grow bigger than my head in due time. I wasn't in any hurry. I had all the time in the Universe!
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5a frostbitten, gangrened dead small nose over a Karl Malden/Jimmy Durante nose that lives forever any day of the week. When it comes to the appendage department..I ain't tripping!
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3cut on side one, "Froth on the Peacock," featured a Ritchie Blackmore temper tantrum where he whips Ian Gillan with his guitar's broken E string. That was followed by a Jon Lord
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4side and cut his own head off, but not on the first attempt. Oh, no, it took forty-one whacks to the neck with that dull and rusted sword blade. Lizzie Borden would've been proud
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4"...urrpppppppppp," Goliath belched. "I'm over here feasting on this French Poodle's anal sac...very tasty...yum!" I didn't like to disturb my pet spider when he was eating, so I
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4Freaks and Geeks, paying special attention to how awful James Franco's acting is...then make a Dagwood Sandwich and leave it for beaver. Don't get discouraged...Good Times...
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5I couldn't make up my mind who I wanted to be: the bound woman, the withered lover, the angry princess, or the dire mother. To be a truly great serial killer, you must have a name
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6trail was getting cold, so Det. Manatee called his old friend Ford Fairlaine and offered him a food processor if he'd come to Vancouver and help catch the Sufi mystic graffitist,
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6"Mr. Orwell, can you hear me?" "Blair! Arthur Eric Blair is my name! Why do you call me from the 21st Century about 1984? What about Animal Farm?" Click. He hung up, again.
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2e toilet and make sure he wiped himself really well. The sound engineer hated the smell of rotten eggs in the studio. Then the caller broke in wielding poisoned chopsticks and
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4For some inexplicable reason, I sat in a Chinese restaurant speaking broken Spanish. A little man with squinty eyes dropped his chopsticks, covered his ears and screamed, "NO sins
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3he could take another step, a woman rushed Merin Tarbolom with a paper mache mallet and beat him over the head with it I grabbed him of course at his wrist and twisted it until h
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9I grinned at Det. Smithers' remark. "Then I'm in the clear. You said the killer must have eaten North Carolina pulled pork, and I ate Memphis ribs." He had elucidated more than
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1Two-fingered Mary. I dated a girl named Three-fingered Mary. Could she have lost another finger and changed her name? Why did she leave a "Something's going on" note in my locker
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5uck, big league...literally...they suck on coffee coolattas and coffee cubanos and Cuban cigars and sugar cane and sugar beets and Lady Ga Ga's pechos. Beautiful do whatever they
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3r and caused a quake worse than the Northridge quake of '94. Once at the airport, with their Bermuda shorts now stained from explosive diarrhea, with every flight grounded, they