Finished Folds (541—560)
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3Boston "Creampie" Custer, brother of George, visited Tortilla Flats with his fiancé, Millie Putz. After having unprotected sex, Custer mistook Millie for a mushroom and ate her!
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3as far as 2nd base with anything that didn't have feathers. I guess that's why they say we should never judge a book by its cover. I'm sure the tape will wind up on YouTube soon!
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4"Well, I'm not the world's most masculine Knight, and I never ever had an orgy with twins and a prince before, but I'm a super shiny knight and I got a nice heinie...call me Troy."
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5end over end at an incredible rate of speed until it speared the Chinese leader through his bamboo Tunic and into his darkened heart piercing it and causing it to stop instantly!
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5And then...as crazy as a spider monkey on crack...it started raining...HARD...and it put out the fire...DROWNED the Burning Man Festival patrons and FLOODED the world for 40 days!
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3I turned to go, but the night man stopped me and said, "You can check out, but you can never leave!" I spun and gazed up at the neon sign: HOT FORN and I then I passed out
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2"Hey, Voltaire, do you know how to say the 7 dirty words in German. "Ich habe keine ahnung. " "sh*t p*ss f**k c**t... before he finished, Voltaire rolled his eyes and walked away.
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1Until one of them asked to see what was in my hand. NO! I shook my head vehemently. and "Doesn't DTD stand for Dumb Totally Dumb?" I slipped into my secret pocket hole was gone.
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4Martha Stewart in my kitchen picking through the trash was creeping me out. It was something she learned in prison, I guess. But the way she sucked down that expired can of oysters
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3was convinced, all of the profits. So, Mike and Peter and Micky, the psycho-delic version of the Monkeys planted a banana tree on the White House lawn. Trump had them deported!
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4rabajagal and Bodhisattva to the edge of the Earth: they fell off and died. Old Testament. In the New Testament, the Earth was round. Donovan and Steely Dan brought them to life!
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3this you're asking yourself why a Shark Lady would possess family jewels...the answer is simple...she was a hermaphroditic shark. She was the first of her kind...but not the last!
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4fake news flashed across every world news station: I drank the potion she offered me I found myself on the floor then I looked in those big green eyes and I was no more...the end.
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8obese nuns on crack, naked, with tattoos of spiders and snakes across their breasts and buttocks, sitting on the back of Harley Davidson Hogs, and scared the scary clowns to death!
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3went up because Electrolux said, "Someday, soon, I will reveal and make available to the public, the very first Orgasmatron Electric Blanket." Thus the self-satisfying era begins!
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3w who they really are, or what their lives meant...if anything...then they flicker and flicker at an every slowly dying cadence until...one...last...flick....and then....nothing.
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4the dogcatchers with nine eyes: three on the face, two on the back of the head, and two on each buttock cheek. I guess Snowy shouldn't have bitten the mailman. Now he's in hell!
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2Loofing my bunions, reading about how to build an Apocalypse Engine but actually thinking about Shane MacGowan licking Jocelyn Wildenstein’s chocolate-icing-covered-fingers. Ewww!
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2down around her ankles, but the Major had eaten a heavy meal of duck sautéed in lard, and the blue pill didn't kick in until a week later when the Major was addressing the troups
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4Julia Child's recipe for Coq Au Vin. "It is plainly evident that perpetrator used the cell salts and battery acid to poison the garlic." Inspector Loomis cracked the case, again!