Finished Folds (541—560)
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4"Terence," Grandpa shouted from outside the troll's lair. "I aim to shoot and kill you for pushing Grandma off the swing and breaking her funny bone. You got any last words befor
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2up another rose as a companion. He wasn't sure if she was a hetero, homo, or bi sexual rose, so he dug her up one of each. But even after that, the Little Prince's rose remained
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8though it was a Japanese cartoon character and way too lean for Clovis' taste (he liked the fatter U.S.A. Cartoons like Wimpy, and Fat Albert...but a little gravy made it better!
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3But it all worked out in the end He kept all of the tomatoes in the freezer, bushels and bushels of tomatoes, and when the Candy Colored Clown came to town, he tossed them at him!
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5the Bogus Easter Bunny as well; we spent many a blistering cold night in front of the fire drinking Fireball Tea and telling lies. Then we took turns giving each other a haircut.
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4me like sriracha on fried noodles...naked. He ran into the ladies room, and I swung open the stall door and hit him in the noodle. Out cold. Then I went home with Allen Funt...
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3My luck changed when a Warlock called George Clooney arrived and turned fire into alcoholic iced tea. With the townspeople drunk and the witches free, I changed my practice to AA!
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4man streaked--YES...STREAKED NAKED across the lane grabbed his ball just as it was about to make a perfect between the 1 & 3 pins. "No fair, Dude! Mark it 10 plus whatever I roll
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6arrive with guns drawn and tempers flaring, "All right, step away from the "Love Boat" DVD collection, Det. Ted Lange ordered. "Hey!" Jodey started to complain but Det. Lange slap
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3food simmering inside the cauldron resting above the smoldering ambers in the fireplace. “It’s Unicorn vagina! Very moist & tender," Rat grinned. And with that, he sat down to eat.
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4dire need of transportation: a horse, hot air balloon, roller skates, unicycle...anything! This twenty-mile trip back and forth from the house to mailbox was not good for his gout!
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3Boston "Creampie" Custer, brother of George, visited Tortilla Flats with his fiancé, Millie Putz. After having unprotected sex, Custer mistook Millie for a mushroom and ate her!
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3as far as 2nd base with anything that didn't have feathers. I guess that's why they say we should never judge a book by its cover. I'm sure the tape will wind up on YouTube soon!
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4"Well, I'm not the world's most masculine Knight, and I never ever had an orgy with twins and a prince before, but I'm a super shiny knight and I got a nice heinie...call me Troy."
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5end over end at an incredible rate of speed until it speared the Chinese leader through his bamboo Tunic and into his darkened heart piercing it and causing it to stop instantly!
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5And then...as crazy as a spider monkey on crack...it started raining...HARD...and it put out the fire...DROWNED the Burning Man Festival patrons and FLOODED the world for 40 days!
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3I turned to go, but the night man stopped me and said, "You can check out, but you can never leave!" I spun and gazed up at the neon sign: HOT FORN and I then I passed out
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2"Hey, Voltaire, do you know how to say the 7 dirty words in German. "Ich habe keine ahnung. " "sh*t p*ss f**k c**t... before he finished, Voltaire rolled his eyes and walked away.
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1Until one of them asked to see what was in my hand. NO! I shook my head vehemently. and "Doesn't DTD stand for Dumb Totally Dumb?" I slipped into my secret pocket hole was gone.
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4Martha Stewart in my kitchen picking through the trash was creeping me out. It was something she learned in prison, I guess. But the way she sucked down that expired can of oysters