Finished Folds (601—620)
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4stared blankly at the 5 pills in her hand, "What are those?" "Laxatives!" Alice smiled broadly, "We should have enough bowel movements, David, in order to fit inside our tiny home
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3...a Paul Bunyan of a man...all right, I...I know that's a cliché, but it's the story direction that matters here...he was only 17 and she, with those round glasses, was 27...and
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5Actually, not many things were worse than snow...or freezing to death...in the dark...She couldn't think of any...then she thought about the warm sun and the sand on the beach...
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6Of course, her fancy was not tickled for long because, alas, a woman dressed in a plushy Pink Panther costume would not have a bulge in the crotch. If he had remembered camel toe
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6a pink dress, orange socks, red sneakers and a green hat...don't mothers tell their sons not to grow up without any fashion sense? And to make matters worse...this guy didn't wear
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2nstrous beef jerky, my Slim Jim meat stick, my smoked sausage and rub it on your smooth, hard apples. That's a combination sure to bring any Super Bowl party to a memorable climax!
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2took his advice, literally, and booked a flight to Toledo, Ohio, thinking that it must be the place closest to hell on Earth. When word got back to Count Tentacles that his
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7market and purchase honey. Two bees or not two bees, which will make more honey? Is it nobler to eat the honey of Italian bees, or to go for aggressive African bees and be stung
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2...it was the wretched reek of the New Jersey Governor's fermenting belly and ass folds that thankfully felled the crazed Judeophile. The Tyrant (call him Donny) threatened to
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2Gallstones...those bastards are painful. Perhaps I should have told Lt. Columbo that his wife needs to lose a couple hundred pounds, but...my prints were at the crime scene becaus
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1Every Tuesday, after I watch reruns of "Keeping Up With The Wests," I get a lesson in plagiarism-sorry-sampling from Johann Sebastian Kanye. Kanye says I got no rhythm-what does
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3chemist Norman Stingley super ball tie tack, forced him down on all fours, and made him beg the bartender for a Suck, Bang & Blow!. "We're out of Cinnamon Schnapps!" the bartender
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5but nowhere as costly as Lyin' Ted's snake's snake oil, which Hillary got Wall Street to buy for her, and, believe me, she truly needed it in order to lubricate her chasm of doom
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1penis with a cast iron bacon press heated to 450 degrees Fahrenheit." The roomful of Catholic priests and nuns ignored her vulgar comments and started playing musical chairs.
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4by Design, playing a Haute Couture jockstrap designer named Kanye Westmount. If the UFC had found out...well...he would've had to change his name from Bruce to Kathy. Ouch!
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1the highway onto a dark road which led me straight into a village of pygmy mongoloids. They took me in, fed me, and let me have my way with their sheep. I stayed for a week, and
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1But, alas, being a paranoid schizophrenic...I didn't trust anybody...so, I traded in my toothbrush for an AK47. I kept it clean. Even after I used it on the El Chapo.
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1Muenster cheese reminded Kim Jong of his first love: Rhee Wianbu...she had the stanky leg and the stinky box...a box which held all of her worldly possessions, a G-string once worn
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2any is quite a few?" "More than expected. Less than anticipated." "I think chaos is upon us...more or less." "Which is it? More or less?" "I'm not sure, but in this case, less is
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12I dated a girl once by the name of Debbie Teeth who went by the nickname Spooky Tooth. Seems that I broke her heart, so she busted my jaw, and I had to eat my food through a straw.