Finished Folds (641—660)
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2When Assange awoke, he was on the living room floor, laying in his own vomit. He tried to get up, unsuccessfully; he noticed his ankles tied together with hemp. Then he passed out.
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7there was a goofy bowtie and Fedora wearing penguin named Tennessee who lived at the Megapolis Zoo with his walrus friend named Chumley. All they did was attempt to escape
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2It was then that I realized she was not smart enough to be my girlfriend because theme park food prices were very uncertain. I went home and canceled my subscription to Match.com.
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2and headed for Naples, but they got only as far as the Ragu spaghetti factory, where they were apprehended inside a large jar of four cheese sauce. I decided to not press charges.
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4since it was attached to my body...well, as you can imagine, I fell thirty or forty feet and landed on the back of a sunbathing obese woman, and now she's my wife. Life is strange!
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8broke his fingers, in which case he wouldn't be able to play the piano, even if he learned, and he wouldn't make money to pay off the Ruslov Bros. The whole thing was a Catch 22
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1"Pinocchio, did you eat the blue pills I keep in my medicine cabinet?" Geppetto cried, frantically. "Oh, no!" Pinocchio said. And so the term "getting some wood" was born.
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3"You idiot!" Dr. Cunk flared his nostrils and grinned sarcastically, "Do you think I'd be stupid enough to have the actual Tome here, with me, now?" Dr. Bobbert used the gun barrel
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3K (Kafka) tossed the Metamorphosis aside, and, instead, yanked a moldy, harder than the rusted iron dumpster bottom upon which he stood, roach-infested crust of bread and ate it.
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4with perspiration dripping profusely from his forehead. "I have one million copies to make for another asshole. Why not do it yourself," grinning and pointing to a 20-year-old
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2only just begun...to live...white lace and promises..." The naked cowboy's words of love, promises of stacks of alfalfa lined with molasses made the mare's mane bristle.
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1an anorexic moron pretending to be Santa Clause? Or was he really a she? Was she Hilly Rodman Baggins? The 4th cousin twice removed of Bilbo Baggins...soon to be married to
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3Honky Tonk on the southside of town, a place where sheep could play strip poker with the werewolf farmers' daughters and drink Gin and Tonic until they passed out. Life was good.
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4and chucked him like a piece of wood. Chuck Wood picked up Pete, the piece of wood, and chucked him to Sheila, who was selling seashells to Skip, a skunk on a stump The shells she
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5With less bamboo in its diet, the Panda lost weight. Feeling badly, Dad enrolled the Panda in a eating disorder program at UCLA Medical Center. The Panda went reluctantly.
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0he ever pork Kate Upton. The radio beeps. Commiserating with himself, he jerks it from the wall, and tosses it at a poster of Stephen Hawking. He skips the test and masturbates.
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0Samuel Adams rose from his pew, and announced, “This meeting can do nothing more to save the country!” But nobody was listening because they could hear screams coming from
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4Lifestyles of the Fat and Stupid, Over 80 and Pregnant, and Nude Nuns with Guns. Although popular in North Korea, those shows flopped in the States, and Drew Carey went back to
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5But, besides being very "uncool," Betty had a problem with authority. Betty felt the tiny hairs on the back of her neck stand on end, She blurted out, "Sit on it, Rasputin3!"
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8Keep in touch with yourself.