Finished Folds (641—660)
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5and saw his choices: Heroin, Methamphetamine, Mushrooms, Ecstasy, Cocaine, PCP, Crack, Ketamine, Marijuana, LSD. Decision-making was not easy. He decided to try eenie meenie miney
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6Ah, Lysergic Acid Diethylamide...and this was one of my least eventful trips. I only hoped that this was the end, but with more than a dozen flashbacks this month alone, I doubted
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7...he did. As a matter of fact, he stayed asleep for sixteen years, give or take a few months. And when he awoke, he remembered that he had not returned his books to the library.
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4"Isn't that Toons spelled backwards?" Someone yelled. "Is it?" Snoot asked. "I believe so," said an older woman wearing a ski mask. "Well, isn't that something," Snoot was amused
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1did care for generalizations, though I was guilty of making them myself. If Genie was gay, I was happy for him. I didn't care, as long as he paid me the fifty bucks he owes me...
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3her breasts and it exploded, knocking out my front teeth and my contact lenses. That cooled me off drastically. After I recovered, I decided to become a woman and join a convent.
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0All Bob wanted was a simple recipe for Poontang Punch; he scanned over the items: urine, bat guano, and spit were easy to get, but dodo yolk, mammoth placenta, and Tharg's fungus?
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1ories in her raspy, mumbling, northwestern South Carolinian drawl, at a pace slow enough to keep up with an escargatoire of snails on a miserably hot July afternoon...nauseating.
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2he was in Egypt visiting Cleopatra." The room was quiet, so quiet that everyone heard the hostess's stomach gurgle. Bullshitting did that to people. Tommy Brady did that to people.
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1loud. This ain't a song for lawyers in pleats No cry for justice out on the streets I ain't gonna wear a shirt saying I'm proud You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud
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2He tumbled downward, flipping head over heels, bouncing off the corners of the skyscraper, from the ninety-seventh floor to the sidewalk...that is how the Konga beat gained fame!
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2When Assange awoke, he was on the living room floor, laying in his own vomit. He tried to get up, unsuccessfully; he noticed his ankles tied together with hemp. Then he passed out.
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7there was a goofy bowtie and Fedora wearing penguin named Tennessee who lived at the Megapolis Zoo with his walrus friend named Chumley. All they did was attempt to escape
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2It was then that I realized she was not smart enough to be my girlfriend because theme park food prices were very uncertain. I went home and canceled my subscription to Match.com.
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2and headed for Naples, but they got only as far as the Ragu spaghetti factory, where they were apprehended inside a large jar of four cheese sauce. I decided to not press charges.
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4since it was attached to my body...well, as you can imagine, I fell thirty or forty feet and landed on the back of a sunbathing obese woman, and now she's my wife. Life is strange!
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8broke his fingers, in which case he wouldn't be able to play the piano, even if he learned, and he wouldn't make money to pay off the Ruslov Bros. The whole thing was a Catch 22
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1"Pinocchio, did you eat the blue pills I keep in my medicine cabinet?" Geppetto cried, frantically. "Oh, no!" Pinocchio said. And so the term "getting some wood" was born.
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3"You idiot!" Dr. Cunk flared his nostrils and grinned sarcastically, "Do you think I'd be stupid enough to have the actual Tome here, with me, now?" Dr. Bobbert used the gun barrel
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3K (Kafka) tossed the Metamorphosis aside, and, instead, yanked a moldy, harder than the rusted iron dumpster bottom upon which he stood, roach-infested crust of bread and ate it.