Finished Folds (661—680)
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4with perspiration dripping profusely from his forehead. "I have one million copies to make for another asshole. Why not do it yourself," grinning and pointing to a 20-year-old
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2only just begun...to live...white lace and promises..." The naked cowboy's words of love, promises of stacks of alfalfa lined with molasses made the mare's mane bristle.
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1an anorexic moron pretending to be Santa Clause? Or was he really a she? Was she Hilly Rodman Baggins? The 4th cousin twice removed of Bilbo Baggins...soon to be married to
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3Honky Tonk on the southside of town, a place where sheep could play strip poker with the werewolf farmers' daughters and drink Gin and Tonic until they passed out. Life was good.
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4and chucked him like a piece of wood. Chuck Wood picked up Pete, the piece of wood, and chucked him to Sheila, who was selling seashells to Skip, a skunk on a stump The shells she
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5With less bamboo in its diet, the Panda lost weight. Feeling badly, Dad enrolled the Panda in a eating disorder program at UCLA Medical Center. The Panda went reluctantly.
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0he ever pork Kate Upton. The radio beeps. Commiserating with himself, he jerks it from the wall, and tosses it at a poster of Stephen Hawking. He skips the test and masturbates.
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0Samuel Adams rose from his pew, and announced, “This meeting can do nothing more to save the country!” But nobody was listening because they could hear screams coming from
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4Lifestyles of the Fat and Stupid, Over 80 and Pregnant, and Nude Nuns with Guns. Although popular in North Korea, those shows flopped in the States, and Drew Carey went back to
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5But, besides being very "uncool," Betty had a problem with authority. Betty felt the tiny hairs on the back of her neck stand on end, She blurted out, "Sit on it, Rasputin3!"
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8Keep in touch with yourself.
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14things you shouldn't see, you have really bad guys wanting to kill you. When you have really bad guys wanting to kill you, you dress up like a woman and move to Brazil. When you d
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1"I don't do that commercial anymore," the old woman told the onlooker. "They fired me because I refused to do the pistol-shaped iPhone case commercial. I'm a pacifist, you know."
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4midget...well, at least he was taller than everyone else. LucieLucie recognized them all: the freshly folded fold; the dormant, fledgling, aging folds, and barely started folds.
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7chance to sing in front of Blind and Deaf judges. He belted out Weird Al's "White and Nerdy," but no-one reacted. Dejected, he quit singing, and became a speech therapist.
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3They called Horace "Breaker" Mahoney...Juggernaut. Legend has it that he murdered prostitutes...ripped off their limbs with his bare hands...ground their bones to make bread...
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4He had lipstick on the front of his Jockey shorts, and used condoms all over the backseat of his car. She had seasoned that frying pan for this very event. The cow caterwauled.
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6doo doo. I quit my bookmaking job, moved to Wales and joined a Welsh loansharking outfit called "The Pipsqueaks." I never did replace the drapes. Screw my Mom. Screw "The Rock!"
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5He drops dead on the spot. His wife becomes a hoarder. The house is condemned. The State seizes the house. Gay gypsies pitch their tents on the land. Skinheads murder the gypsies
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2"What? Wait!" the red rag in the dirt cried, "I'm not ready. Anybody got paper and pencil?" The other little rags in the dirt complained, too. "None of us is ready for your spee