Finished Folds (741—760)
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0Morton, and Lt. Magillicutty--blood spurting from his severed arm--could only stand there as the gorilla flipped them off, mooned them, spit peanut shells at their faces. Savage.
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5that it would be a very hot summer in Alaska. Have you ever seen a sweaty polar bear? It's not a pretty sight...it's sort of like watching a 400 pound woman in a bikini at the
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1, Abigail and Brittany, will that count for me fulfilling my Fantasy of foursome sex? Or should I wait to find siamese brother and sister twins?
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0you're drawing phallic pizza, phallic ashtrays, phallic swimming pools...everything that would never be phallic is now phallic...but you don't know how to draw a phallic chainsaw.
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2tip of the iceberg. Playboy, Penthouse...even Hustler...the women are now in their 70s...and they parade around naked with their flabby skin and...well, you get the picture.
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2auteurs led by Truffaut think they have the upper hand when it comes to mise en scene, but, in my opinion John Waters' "Desperate Living" is the greatest film ever made..."
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2"That's Gaelic, isn't it?" She leaned back, spread her legs, and revealed her Beanie and Cecil big girl grannie panties. "Prof. Aleksander Nalaskowski spoke Gaelic to me once in
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5advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But that both were gentlemen...my friends. So JMan, KMan, and HMan waited silently as FMan cracked the code
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4emboweled themselves without anesthesia, which caused a stir in the community of surgery and anesthesiology, but also caused others to vomit at the sight of guts laying on top of
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1But the muse was not amused by the games played by the Gods. She called for her Siren sister, Melpomene, to sing her song that would irritate the Gods. Terpsichore begged her to
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2sit idly in front of the television watching turtles attempt to remove their turtlenecks, hoping beyond hope that the decapitated head wheels don't become the rage. This is how
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2ith the aid of lots of rum, and a nurse named Nancy, who not only cared for him, but taught his three parrots to sing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" in Spanish. Life was good, again!
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1gh of the sloppy seamen all over the bar. They were disgusted by the sticky, smelly mess. They decided to beat it...just beat it...beat it...get the hell out of Dodge.
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1measurably smaller than the length of Pong's sheath...well...balls of all kinds were lining up outside of the sporting goods store. And when the news reached Beijing, the table
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3It's like his mother always told him. "Stan," She said. "If your weiner falls off the wagon don't just pick it up and put it back on!" Well, I've always lived by those words.
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1no underwear on Saturdays. Why is it always so difficult for people to follow the rules? Huh? That's why a jury of their peers...spider monkeys on crack...that's how justice
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0Thump...thump...thump...NO, it wasn't the sound of the sweet, sweet rabbit tail banging against Thumpers headboard...it was the sound of heroin inside his brain...MAKE IT STOP!
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4cy karate chopped Loud Lucie in the throat, placed a plastic bag over her head and sealed it with a zip tie. "What were you saying about the 2-for-1 deal and Spiderwoman?"
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2blank pages. A diary...in which he had never made any entries...but he was planning to...someday...but he couldn't take his mind off the pain from the dog bite...blooded spurted
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1"Security! Please! Somebody stop...!" But it was too late...the sprite had eaten through her navel and exposed her