Finished Folds (721—740)
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0went blind. So, he learned to play the Kazoo and played on street corners for money. He raised enough money to have a corneal transplant, and he had enough money left over to buy
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2sued by the "real" Marvin Gaye, and then took the name Jean Valjean, and, once again, was sued. Finally, he changed his name to 24601...nobody sued. Then he moved to Honduras.
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1grabbed a ruler and beat that disgustingly purple dinosaur, Barney, all up and down his tail. Then she turned to Principal Barney and said, "You both have the same name!"
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5see if a potential date could handle Dave's Hot 'n Juicy 3/4 Lb. Triple with bacon. That would be the closest thing to experiencing intercourse with me without the tabasco sauce.
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0But the scientist was caught up in his own problems: would the radiation make his penis larger or smaller? And, will the New York Knicks move their franchise to North Korea?
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0Morton, and Lt. Magillicutty--blood spurting from his severed arm--could only stand there as the gorilla flipped them off, mooned them, spit peanut shells at their faces. Savage.
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5that it would be a very hot summer in Alaska. Have you ever seen a sweaty polar bear? It's not a pretty sight...it's sort of like watching a 400 pound woman in a bikini at the
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1, Abigail and Brittany, will that count for me fulfilling my Fantasy of foursome sex? Or should I wait to find siamese brother and sister twins?
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0you're drawing phallic pizza, phallic ashtrays, phallic swimming pools...everything that would never be phallic is now phallic...but you don't know how to draw a phallic chainsaw.
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2tip of the iceberg. Playboy, Penthouse...even Hustler...the women are now in their 70s...and they parade around naked with their flabby skin and...well, you get the picture.
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2auteurs led by Truffaut think they have the upper hand when it comes to mise en scene, but, in my opinion John Waters' "Desperate Living" is the greatest film ever made..."
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2"That's Gaelic, isn't it?" She leaned back, spread her legs, and revealed her Beanie and Cecil big girl grannie panties. "Prof. Aleksander Nalaskowski spoke Gaelic to me once in
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5advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But that both were gentlemen...my friends. So JMan, KMan, and HMan waited silently as FMan cracked the code
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4emboweled themselves without anesthesia, which caused a stir in the community of surgery and anesthesiology, but also caused others to vomit at the sight of guts laying on top of
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1But the muse was not amused by the games played by the Gods. She called for her Siren sister, Melpomene, to sing her song that would irritate the Gods. Terpsichore begged her to
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2sit idly in front of the television watching turtles attempt to remove their turtlenecks, hoping beyond hope that the decapitated head wheels don't become the rage. This is how
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2ith the aid of lots of rum, and a nurse named Nancy, who not only cared for him, but taught his three parrots to sing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" in Spanish. Life was good, again!
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1gh of the sloppy seamen all over the bar. They were disgusted by the sticky, smelly mess. They decided to beat it...just beat it...beat it...get the hell out of Dodge.
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1measurably smaller than the length of Pong's sheath...well...balls of all kinds were lining up outside of the sporting goods store. And when the news reached Beijing, the table
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3It's like his mother always told him. "Stan," She said. "If your weiner falls off the wagon don't just pick it up and put it back on!" Well, I've always lived by those words.