Finished Folds (401—420)
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0ded basement landing. The physical therapist jumped down and straddled me, wrapping her hands around my neck and squeezing tightly. Obviously, that wasn't what I'd had in mind.
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1. To make sense of all of this, I consulted the Hitchhiker's Guide to Galactic Bathrooms, Douglas Adams' lesser-known publication, which clearly stated that I should
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1Then she added, "And because you're such a great friend, I want you to babysit my cat while I'm away in London." Boy, this just keeps getting better and better. You see, her cat
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4It's like the Banana Republic, but more starchy. And the leadership always has its eyes on you. They believe the Internet is a series of tubers. Their half-baked ideas are not
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5I do the thing. You tell me to do thing, I do it. I no ask question. Just do the thing. You got thing for me to do? I do it. Tell me to do thing.
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3Grape. Orange. Orange. Durian. Mango. Orange. Radish. Nutmeg. Iceplant. Nutmeg. Grape. Jojoba. Iceplant. Mango. Yam. Orange. Uplandcress. Radish. Mango. Iceplant. Squash. Squash.
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8As she folded and crumpled into the Singularity, her brilliant voice rang out one last time: "Oh shoot, I think I broke a nail."
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7AQUARIUS: You will receive an unexpected windfall this week. Be mindful of strangers who will want you to share your newfound wealth. Seek a Leo for companionship.
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7With just 20 seconds left in the game, the ball at the 1-yard line, down by 4 points and the fate of the world hanging in the balance,
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3The day our mother announced she was pregnant again, we all came out of the closet.
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2I shared the sheared fur with furries for the sheer furor of it. The sheared fur would for sure shed fear, making way for the Sheer Fuhrer. (Fear me!)
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3political commentary, aren't you? Well, it's not going to work on me, buster! You know why? Well, if you don't know why, I'm certainly not going to tell you! And another thing,
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4orated his rabbit hole with Elmer shavings. In addition to providing a nice texture to his abode, it also made the place vewwy, vewwy quiet.
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7myself in gear, hit the ground running with a robust game-changer, then circle back from 30,000 feet. Otherwise, I'd be stuck talking in cliches until the cows came home.
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6r and the guy said "You have no hands. Go away." Dejected, I decided to end it all. I would have poured salt on myself, but it would take me a week to get to the store.
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4repeatedly having your head dunked in strawberry milk, orange Kool-Aid and chocolate fudge. Any two of those might make sense, but the three of them together? Bleeaggh! Instead,
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4invade Poland!" Bobby said after a few more minutes. She grinned back at him, and next thing we knew, the two were on their way, hootin' and hollerin' the whole way to the frozen
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4so subtle, somewhat strange. I suddenly slipped sideways and slid straight toward Sunset Street. Some sedans swerved, screeching shrilly, scraping streetlights. "Sorry!"
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1gab. Synthetic gab, that is. That computerized, robotic voice echoed in my ears: "SAVE MONEY. YOLO. LOL!" Obviously, something had gone very wrong in Mr. Hawking's wheelchair.
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13(No FoldingStory participants were harmed in the making of this Fold. Special thanks to MoralEnd, without whom none of this would have been necessary.)