Finished Folds (861—880)

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  He said "Everything you know is wrong."

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  2012-08-24 16:46:23

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  fo shizzle yo mean dat wack-a$$ bread thing dat yo mama put da shiznit on, right?" We gave up at that point and went back to weaving our baskets

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  2012-08-24 16:43:47

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  script is ludicrous! I want to see my agent!

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  2012-08-24 16:41:06

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  when I realized that all of this had been for naught. My mom was still dead, Hitler had still been a Nazi, and I just lost the argument.

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  2012-08-24 16:27:58

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  in hand, but not on body, the show immediately turned quite burlesque in nature. The audience was stunned.

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  2012-08-24 16:12:28

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  Twitter error: Character limit exceeded. Would you like to continue your message in a second tweet?

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  2012-08-23 18:27:38

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  and evil

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  2012-08-23 18:26:35

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  "What the hell is a dybukk?", I suddenly asked my grandfather. And just like that, the illusion was broken, and I was back in my bed, listening to this decrepit old man

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  2012-08-23 18:24:29

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  boards everywhere are filled with holes brought about by the actions of the evil Jedi. And for some bizarre reason, they always hit the bullseye and we never think anything of it.

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  2012-08-23 18:20:35

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  right into the side of one of the freight containers. He wasn't wearing a helmet, and he died. The end.

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  2012-08-23 18:19:06

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  every time she uttered the words "buttermilk pancakes". This made it really inconvenient when they went to IHOP for breakfast.

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  2012-08-23 18:03:56

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  But first, I needed to think. Thinking was hard.

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  2012-08-23 18:02:20

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  Then I stepped to the left, jumped to the right, and did a pelvic thrust. Soon, I realized I was doing the Time Warp. Again. I really wish I'd stop doing that.

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  2012-08-23 18:00:35

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  beamed aboard the Enterprise and took his place at the helm. "Set a course for the Neutral Zone, mark two point eight five three. Warp seven. Engage."

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  2012-08-23 00:48:18

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  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat Lex Luthor, the Joker, and Spider-Man in a three-minute cage match. Good luck, Jim. This message will self-destruct.

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  2012-08-23 00:46:36

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  over to the snack table and poured my secret ingredient into the punch. Then I just sat back and waited for the fun to begin.

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  2012-08-23 00:37:40

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  nothing interesting happened at all. A shame, really.

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  2012-08-23 00:17:15

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  Congratulations on your purchase of the brand new Friendomatic! To get started, just follow these simple steps:

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  2012-08-23 00:15:45

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  I stepped into a brightly-lit, colorful land full of large mushrooms, some of which were walking toward me. Green pipes dotted the hills, and cubes of brick floated in the air.

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  2012-08-23 00:12:10

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  calendar, but the Principled One would not have any of it. So she went off to sulk in her corner, unaware that lurking just around the corner was

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  2012-08-22 23:58:37