Finished Folds (381—400)
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4But Steve was off in his own little world, again. The Professor stamped his foot. "Steve!" Dancing through a tulip field with the woman of his dreams... "STEVE!"
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3I poured chocolate syrup all over myself, sprayed whipped cream on top of my head, and everything, but the goblins still wouldn't taste my flesh. Dejected, I hit the showers.
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5Now go. I will either see you in battle, or meet you in Hell.
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3too much about my copy of the Necronomicon. She would have to die, but in a way that wouldn't cause the average American family to suspect any underworld dealings were involved.
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2when it's convenient, where nobody wants for anything and all are free to pursue their dreams, and where you and I will make a killing in the mortgage market. I'll tell you how.
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3fast-forward and shot at their feet. Instinctively, the ballet dancers began Riverdancing, and the audience erupted in cheers and applause. Unorthodox, perhaps, but very lucrative!
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7turn!" Still no response. Mildred finally got up and slapped Joe upside the head, but he just slumped further into his chair, his cards falling to the floor. Mildred sighed.
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4me and said "That's the last time you bring me to one of these God-forsaken places!" I just shook my head and walked the other way. And that was my final undoing.
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5For if I believe in nothing, yet don't believe in something, then is the belief all for nothing or will something come of it? Somehow, I managed to create something out of nothing
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5negotations with North Korea. After all, if anyone could convince the Dear Leader that he wasn't really a god among men, it was this guy. Too bad he was drunk all the time.
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1"It's a Small World After All!" as they laid waste to the asylum. In just over an hour, they had reduced the once-happy establishment to a pile of insane rubble.
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5stuff in HIS mind, maybe, but certainly not to me. I quickly dialed the nearest insane asylum to have him carted away. But when they came to my house, they carted ME away instead!
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5little too much, so he never actually spoke to Beatrice. Thus, Felix was completely unaware of her husband's untimely demise, brought about by an inter-dimensional trash can that
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3Ah, but you've overlooked just one tiny detail. I already took over the server last month.
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8mama don't get no mo stupid jokes, I'm gonna change the subject of this FoldingStory right here, right now!
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6the doctor returned. "You have sixteen seconds to live," he said. Sure enough, 16 seconds later, the troubled man croaked. "Well, that's that!", Beatrice said as she headed out.
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5Ravens, who had already lost their bid for the Super Bowl, eagerly came to Luke's rescue, tackling the wolf and giving him a loss of six yards. The wolf would have to punt.
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5She's got it memorized down to the last syllable. With perfect rhythm and the most delicate of nuances, she can deliver it anywhere, anytime, for anybody.
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4"I don't need your help!" I screamed. "I don't need anyone!" I suddenly jumped out the window and fell about three feet. I forgot the psychology clinic was on the ground floor.
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3Before I could respond, the dragon snatched me in his mighty jaws. How did I survive? Turns out he doesn't like the taste of tree-hugging hippie snobs.