Finished Folds (21—40)
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3stacked with all of our other prosthetic limbs into a neat pile, which provided much warmth in our stove through the bitter winter. And all it cost us was an arm and a leg.
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14. Kevin Bacon in Being Kevin Bacon. 5. Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Fast Action Hero" with Robert Costanza. 6. "The Creature That Would Not Make Dinner", starring Natalie Portman and
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1This must have happened when Peter Parker was going through his experimental cross-dressing phase. Nobody would know it was him, he thought to himself as he donned the Black Widow
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3A few pieces of cheese, the occasional slice of bologna, and Ralph was as happy as could be. That is, until the volcano erupted right under the deli owner's house.
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3Sandy looked back at the witch and said, "That's okay. Means I won't have to listen to your bullcrap for very long." She walked away, humming smugly to herself. But then,
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2His other friend joined in. "Yeah. You never know what flavor of fudge you might offend talking like that." He sighed. "You're right. I'll go apologize to the fudge." He walked out
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3"Uh, no," said the whale. "What makes you think I can fly in space? I live in the ocean. Little one, you must stop being an idiot." Derek blushed in embarrassment. His whole life,
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2"Then why did you give me your death ray last week?" Felix asked, looking puzzled. "I mean, if you didn't intend for me to use it, why'd you give it to me? You know I can't
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1miracle you're still alive." I sighed. "Without me around to save your butt every five minutes, you would either be dead or horribly disfigured." Marilyn stuck get tongue out at me
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1and traveled exactly 2.787 kilometers before crashing to the ground in 4.897123 seconds. The 92.77119234727651239101092345 dB sound it made was deafening. How oddly specific.
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3It was when I stopped thinking that the magic happened.
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1She reacted, of course. But what kind of reaction did she react? Was it surprise? Or disbelief? Amusement? Horror? The fake King Edward had elicited many such reactions through his
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3MY MOTHER?" The girl just lost it. Out the window she went, flying like a bird into the deep blue sky, leaving her livid roommate and his mother behind. The flight of fancy was the
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1ALL THE THINGS!
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2They prayed to Ceiling Cat that he'd whisker them away, to the promised land of Mice and ... Mice. They realized their meowstake, but it was too late. The Litterbox of Fate needed
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2One ordered a Tequila Sunrise, and the other a Jackhammer. And hammered they got. It was a night to remember, and a bill they would never forget. They'd literally be paying for it
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1the disco clowns in the car bailed out immediately, holding their big rubber noses and trying not to retch at the ghastly fumes. By the time the thirteenth clown had evacuated, the
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1with a penchant for red rubber noses and rainbow afro wigs. It was the ultimate disguise - nobody would suspect a disco clown! I agreed to the plan and donned the costume. It was
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1About the only time you hear about change anymore is when some stupid politician thinks they can win by promising it. Heh, some things really do never change. But I gave the beggar
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1if the octopus does not give its consent to be cooked, you must then engage it in mortal combat. Third, should the octopus win, you will be the one in the cooking pot. Do you under