Finished Folds (21—40)
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2and wept for two whole hours. T'was such a grave loss, that wooly artichoke. It had been the last of its kind. As grief turned to anger, the Star Police approached Whizbang and
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1open. You buy gift. Donkey Kong roll barrel at Magilla Gorilla. Barrel contain gift registry. Gift registry closed. Crammer happy. You get? Good. Donkey Kong happy. You get Nobel
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1the Spider Queen. The Queen nodded. "Aye, Miss Millicent Millipede. Until Fate bestows upon you the Blessing of a Thousand Shoes, you must endure my webs with your toes exposed to
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2Not that there were really any redeeming qualities about this play at all. In fact, it sucked so much that the floating Roman numerals were the highlight of the show. That was when
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1The censors immediately jumped on the previous folder's unfortunate misspelling and released a redacted version of the fold the next day. "Contaminators" became the new joke of the
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4a great calamity struck without warning. The sky was rent afire, explosions and blasts of lightning all but obliterating the landscape. He looked at his greeting card oddly. "Well,
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1The window was open, of course, so the rock just sailed right on through with nary a whoosh, and landed somewhere inside with nary a thump. She peered through the curious window,
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3It didn't stop there. Before long, his body became more and more grossly misshapen, until giant bat wings sprouted from his back and his nose elongated to that of a dire wolf. What
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1at us like a mutated fish near a nuclear power plant. "Go away! We don't want any of your goddamn rice!" And so we reluctantly moved on to peddle our wares at the next house over.
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1"CUT!" The director was furious. "Come on, Hercules! How many times do I gotta tell you to speak ENGLISH? We got a whole team that'll translate this thing to Spanish!" We broke for
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1I looked around for anything useful. A med pack here, some MREs on the table, and ooo, what's this? A remote detonator! That'll come in handy. Now to find a way out of this office.
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1like finishing that thought, and so I went back to bed and turned off the light. Goodnight.
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3flashlight onto the nearest hallucinatory mongrel and said, "Hi! I'm Frank. Want to get some pizza?" The apparition extended a ghostly hand and said "Why thank you, I'd be honored.
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1-us on the cro-, no, the bre-, no no, bos-- dammit! FACE. I need to focus on the FACE of the person in front of me! But I couldn't tear my eyes away from the nurse's revealing
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1mayonnaise. Lots of mayonnaise. Forget flim flammery and wads of cash. Give the Asparagus Head some mayonnaise, and everything would be right as rain. At least, for now.
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4lost its little brain. "Duhhh, where'd you want to go again?" said Siri. "Uhhh, me am car. Duh, press gas pedal thingy, I go backwerdz." Tesla Autopilot just laughed and played a
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1mom suggested I play the record in reverse. Suddenly, I got my farm, my cat, my car, and my house back, but sadly, no groin, and no girlfriend. I guess that thing about country mus
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3-eating, but that meant nothing in this digital world of polygons. The Cop soon died of starvation, and the Grim Reaper glitched out and ordered a hamburger at the local cafe.
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1The moral of this story, kids, is to never trust apps that you didn't download from the Apple Store or Google Play. They might just burn your house down.
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1isn't the first time you've tried to hide your identity from me!" I grinned and swung my cloak across my face, only my glowing eyes still visible. "And it won't be the last!" BAMF!