Finished Folds (881—899)

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  right into the side of one of the freight containers. He wasn't wearing a helmet, and he died. The end.

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  2012-08-23 22:19:06

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  every time she uttered the words "buttermilk pancakes". This made it really inconvenient when they went to IHOP for breakfast.

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  2012-08-23 22:03:56

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  But first, I needed to think. Thinking was hard.

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  2012-08-23 22:02:20

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  Then I stepped to the left, jumped to the right, and did a pelvic thrust. Soon, I realized I was doing the Time Warp. Again. I really wish I'd stop doing that.

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  2012-08-23 22:00:35

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  beamed aboard the Enterprise and took his place at the helm. "Set a course for the Neutral Zone, mark two point eight five three. Warp seven. Engage."

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  2012-08-23 04:48:18

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  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat Lex Luthor, the Joker, and Spider-Man in a three-minute cage match. Good luck, Jim. This message will self-destruct.

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  2012-08-23 04:46:36

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  over to the snack table and poured my secret ingredient into the punch. Then I just sat back and waited for the fun to begin.

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  2012-08-23 04:37:40

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  nothing interesting happened at all. A shame, really.

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  2012-08-23 04:17:15

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  Congratulations on your purchase of the brand new Friendomatic! To get started, just follow these simple steps:

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  2012-08-23 04:15:45

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  I stepped into a brightly-lit, colorful land full of large mushrooms, some of which were walking toward me. Green pipes dotted the hills, and cubes of brick floated in the air.

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  2012-08-23 04:12:10

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  calendar, but the Principled One would not have any of it. So she went off to sulk in her corner, unaware that lurking just around the corner was

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  2012-08-23 03:58:37

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  And that's because you're crazy. The lamp has no feelings. And the new one is much better.

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  2012-08-23 03:52:44

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  really from Mars, I'd be rich! But first, I had to do away with those pesky rovers.

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  2012-08-23 03:50:16

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  So I started going around telling everyone that every fun thing they'd ever done had built lots of character for them. Take that, you jerks.

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  2012-08-23 03:49:01

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  gas leak, but rather from a broken water main. Which I suppose is a good thing when you think about it, because the former would have been really bad. So we loaded up our

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  2012-08-23 03:46:12

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  was CAN HAS, RITE DERE IN DA BUKKIT *ahem* excuse me. Not sure what came over me. Anyway, the genie then laughed heartily and

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  2012-08-23 03:41:14

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  is insignificant compared to the power of the Force. You, of all people, should know that, Lord Vader."

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  2012-08-23 03:38:30

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  Gradually, I came to realize that Andrew wasn't what I thought he was. Instead of the gentle, kind, loving man that I'd grown up with, he was transforming into

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  2012-08-23 03:28:27

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  the exit door, found it was actually a laundry chute, and fell inside. Down and down I went, through an endless tunnel that seemed to go on and on, until finally I arrived at

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  2012-08-23 03:19:27