Finished Folds (441—460)
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3sted out of jail while my run-on-sentence kept going because I had gotten too drunk with my ex-wife's roommate who was secretly a CIA spy in Australia who ate Fritos and decided no
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6My assistant stuck her tongue out at me as she gave me a good ribbing. I would have to steak my prime reputation on going a cut above, or I'd be rump roast. I threw together some
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5cream. "Hmm... this could be interesting," he thought to himself as he proceeded to eat the whole container. Four hours later, he was still
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4in the world had gotten waylaid at the tax office. "Well, so much for that idea," the Canadian astronaut grumped as the CPA triple-checked his figures. "You really had 7 moose?"
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6cerebellum, or whatever its digital equivalent was. The transfer was complete, and he would now forever talk trash to everyone and everything he encountered.
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8She and the Head Clown had a honkin' good time, and nine months later, she gave birth to Slappo, the Three-Legged Clown, who even in his infancy knew how to beep his own nose.
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4But the anonymous, androgynous person whose identity I'd totally forgotten by that point turned to me and said "What a fascinatingly witty thing to say! I loved that movie!"
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4A vote for me is for toilets that flush the RIGHT way, every time! We all know public office stinks, so why not vote for someone who's USED TO IT?? Vote Inserts Tetsubo, GOP.
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6His mind raced as he struggled to come up with the right answer. The fate of the universe was hanging in the balance! Finally, he said, "Can I phone a friend?"
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5a giant flaming basketball crashed into the Pacific Ocean, destroying all life on the planet. And that, children, is why you should never
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4as rather odd. "That piece of plane debris seems to be flying at 34,000 feet under its own power. This requires adjudication!" And so, the Chief Justice grabbed his gavel and
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3Xorg pooh-poohed it as a platter of poo-poo. He then grinned at his crew and said "Dee what I sid there?" His crewmen just stared at him for a long moment, their faces turning
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2rubber nose or my rainbow wig. The giant bicycle-horn shoes were difficult to conceal, too. I would have to come up with another plan if I wanted to sneak into the
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3Then his toddler spontaneously caught fire and sent the whole place into a panic. I nailed him with the fire extinguisher, while the proctologist ran around screaming like a
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7So when the Sun suddenly went supernova and engulfed the earth in its fiery embrace, nobody missed me.
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1But now, we're bringing the village to you! Introducing Folding Story On Demand, a brand new service that uses Push Technology to prompt you for the next line in the story! With
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4Neither did the audience, unfortunately. And that, my friends, is how Drew Carey's career as a game show host went down the tubes. He went on to produce only three other shows,
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5her boyfriend would put away the disco clown getup just once in a while. It was really hard to take anything he said seriously when he had a rainbow wig and a big red rubber nose.
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4In fact, my appearance in the other room had been so sudden that I surmised I must have teleported there by accident. I made a mental note to fix my personal teleporter and went
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7Soon I was dreaming up magnificent flying machines made of cotton candy, and skyscrapers that could reach outer space, built entirely from Pixi Stix. It would make me rich, if I