Finished Folds (461—480)
-
3knew everything there was to know about Star Trek. "Geordi LaForge's visor lets him see right through your clothes!" Not that this had anything to do with
-
6. But when word got out about her hostile takeover of the company, the board voted her out, and she was reduced to begging for Power Pellets on the streets of Pac-Land.
-
2Some of them want to bleu you. Some of them want to be fused with bleu..." The judges were not impressed, and I was sent home before the first commercial break.
-
3Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?
-
2Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?
-
3His hands were all over the place.
-
9with me. "This isn't a shotgun. It's a SHATgun. Get it?" Then he shot the shat at the short shirt, then shut it in the ship while sheep sang shark shanties at the sheets. You
-
1sick. The planets whined, 'The sun's a dick!'" The audience booed at him with such fury that the Cat in the Hat left the stage in a hurry! Nobody stayed to see the rest of the sh
-
4So I replied, in an unusually low baritone, "All right, let's go!" And so we drove off into the sunset, leaving behind the smoking crater that once was our high school.
-
5was a painful reminder of her marriage, now shattered unto millions of pieces as the window was now. She would have her revenge on her jerk of a husband, but first,
-
5Foreign and Domestic Financial Affairs (DGUSFDFA). The DGUSFDFA's first task was to abolish all forms of
-
4llower of the Cult of Swiss Cheese. Jackass swore upon the Holey Babble. His doctrine had more holes in it than a '57 Chevy that had been sprayed with an AK-47. Do you get my
-
5"Can the urine-powered ecobot solve world hunger?" The presenter paused for a moment, then replied, "Why, yes it can! In fact, the Urine-Powered EcoBot can
-
7his hamstring in the process. Hibaan fell flat on his face, his utter failure as a villain only adding injury to his insult. Manatee chortled and walked away triumphantly.
-
4well to avoid me if he knows what's good for him. Durned things is always gettin' in mah way. Now 'He', on the other hand, wants you to go pick up some milk and a loaf of bread
-
8Detective Manatee listened to the seeming gibberish and quickly translated the code: "Your refrigerator is running." He needed to act quickly. He dialed up his best agents and
-
9"Hello? Tech Support? FoldingStory keeps having Internal Errors whenever I try to add a fold. It's really annoying. If you could fix that, that would be greeeaatt...."
-
4that had been plugged into a 400-volt outlet. WHEEEEEEEE *fizzle* Well, I certainly didn't get very far with THAT getaway vehicle, so I flung my hostage over my shoulder and
-
5had officially jumped the shark with its Zombie Edition. "Bachelor #1, would you eat my brain or let me keep it?" // "Well, considering you don't have one..." [audience laughter]
-
34[Dramatic pause] "How about we find out?" [sound of chainsaw, scream, then queue washing machine] "Looks like it does! Hey, I think this design's a winner!" [roll credits]