Finished Folds (481—500)
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5I even thinking when I took this stupid job? Human civilization had long since perished, yet my lamp continued to shine out upon the sea, as though hoping someone was still there.
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6the gnome. Great, just what we need, I thought to myself. Another explosive lawn ornament. The moment someone bumps that thing with a lawn mower, KABOOM! I don't think we should
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3because she knows I am Lord and Master of Everything. Damn, it's good to be the king.
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4But I couldn't help myself. I began sneezing uncontrollably as the Phlegm Of The Gods spewed radioactive pollen in all directions. This was it. If I was going to survive,
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8And with this status, Amber single-handedly brought the world's largest social network to its knees. Her message was the straw that broke the camel's back, and she alone would face
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8A Land Before Time synopsis: [Buy all our playsets and toys!] A Jurassic Park synopsis: [Dinosaurs are dangerous, yo.] A Bible symopsis: [You're going to hell. Deal with it.]
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6neck trying to come up with a witty rejoinder, and just like that, we were off to the hospital. I guess we'll have to wait until next week to see who's the better math whiz. When
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6really interesting. So I waited... and waited... and waited... and soon I fell asleep. And in sleep, I found myself dreaming about the very thing I came here for in the first place
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6that the fate of the world depended on his lyrical prowess? Any moment now, the Prose Piranhas would descend upon our planet and devour every rhyme, verse and stanza known to man!
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6Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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6the feeding trough like a bunch of overstuffed walruses waltzing the matilda. Oh dear, I think I've gone off on a tangent again. Where was I? Oh yes... As the
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2a telegram, which is funny when you think about it, considering they were in the 24th Century and telegrams had been obsolete for at least 300 years. But he sent the telegram any
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2there were no more whales. I realized that I had single-handedly destroyed the entire ecosystem. I just stood, pondering what I had done for a long moment... "Cool!"
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5was his chance to make good on all those failures and missed opportunities. Would he make it in time? Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion! Same time, same channel.
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3inadvertently blowing up the planet. "Oops, guess I used a little too much Tabasco," I said sheepishly.
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4fried fish strips, which always came out too overdone for their tastes. Ginger in particular would rather eat her hat than one more Fish-n-Chips Surprise Platter. The thought of
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7the bullet hitting Tweety Bird's cage, which fell on top of Fluttershy, making her crash into the Sword of Omens, which then cut off Rainbow Brite's head. Can we say "oops"?
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7So she turned to the world of make-believe, seeking comfort in the embrace of fluffy pink unicorns who thought her projectile childbirth was 20% cooler than her husband.
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5"What do you get when you cross a hot dog, a ball of yarn and a pink flamingo with an ice cream cone and a keyboard?" .... silence. Hmm. Tough crowd.
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5he'd said "Duke Nukem got 'em", so the boy figured all was well and just went about his business, blissfully unaware that Darth Elevator was approaching from behind. Then he