Finished Folds (521—540)
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7being disco clowns, complete with white face paint, big red rubber noses, rainbow wigs and enormous shoes. The Elvis aliens really had no idea what to make of this bizarre display
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3went to a Tea Party demonstration with a Pro-Life pin. They sure didn't like that, but somehow I managed to survive. So after that, I decided to try my luck at
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10This subtle scientific principle was proven beyond a doubt when my wife walked out of the room carrying the remote with her, and my cat suddenly became a black hole.
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1devour your brain and save you 15% on your car insurance!" Great, she thought. Now he was a zombie car insurance salesman shaman. What else could go wrong?
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4Or at least, that's what they WANT you to think! But I knew better. I knew that when you tell a good ghost story, people love it, but when you tell a bad love story,
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10Except this one. While writing my outline, I decided this story should focus instead on the irreverent adventures of Detective Manatee, who today would be investigating the
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5of having to go out on a date with this thing. I'm serious! Fear Factor had really jumped the shark this time. But I sucked it up and took the huge floating mouth out to my
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3one who could manage it for those last three days, when nobody else would be there to mess him up. That is, until KieferSkunk came along. Look out, everyone!
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2pour ketchup and mustard all over your hands! That'll teach you to mess with me!" Yeah. That would show him. But then, just as I was preparing the condimental punishment, the
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4stuff. I stood there by the pool, disputin' Rasputin's tootin' until I was bootin' his falootin' patootey into the pool. People around me were a-rootin', and Rasputin was
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0gluing two pieces of wood together. Who'da thunk it? Now, what I'm about to tell you will SHOCK you. You WILL NOT believe your ears! But it is nevertheless ABSOLUTELY TRUE! I
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6Ever so quietly, I donned the rainbow wig, painted my face white and the area around my mouth bright red, and placed the big rubber ball on my nose. The casket was opened, and BAM
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2Now let's get back on topic: Paper or plastic?" Hmm, tough choice, Jerry thought to himself. On the one hand, paper feels good and composts nicely. On the other hand, it
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1gone up in flames. Oh my, how did that happen? Well, no matter. Then you keep going until you reach the Autobahn, where you'll have to run across very carefully. Then you'll
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9If I have to listen to "Livin' La Vida Loca" just ONE MORE TIME... I will not be held responsible for my actions!
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1A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away,
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4just waiting for his chance to strike. And you get to play the giant disco clown! You get the funniest character in the whole game! Aren't you special? I'll bet you just can't
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5thinking of all the things that could have been like that one time when he and Matilda waltzed like two overstuffed walruses on a block of ice oh wait a minute that was
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5more than life itself. And you would do well to remember this, young one: Never stand between a Mongolian and his horse. Now go away. It's time for my daily meditation.
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3on it, though the last two "panels" were blank. Each panel seemed to start where the last left off. Huh, it must be some kind of communal story. So I prepared the ninth panel by