Finished Folds (541—560)
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4Or at least, that's what they WANT you to think! But I knew better. I knew that when you tell a good ghost story, people love it, but when you tell a bad love story,
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10Except this one. While writing my outline, I decided this story should focus instead on the irreverent adventures of Detective Manatee, who today would be investigating the
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5of having to go out on a date with this thing. I'm serious! Fear Factor had really jumped the shark this time. But I sucked it up and took the huge floating mouth out to my
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3one who could manage it for those last three days, when nobody else would be there to mess him up. That is, until KieferSkunk came along. Look out, everyone!
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2pour ketchup and mustard all over your hands! That'll teach you to mess with me!" Yeah. That would show him. But then, just as I was preparing the condimental punishment, the
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4stuff. I stood there by the pool, disputin' Rasputin's tootin' until I was bootin' his falootin' patootey into the pool. People around me were a-rootin', and Rasputin was
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0gluing two pieces of wood together. Who'da thunk it? Now, what I'm about to tell you will SHOCK you. You WILL NOT believe your ears! But it is nevertheless ABSOLUTELY TRUE! I
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6Ever so quietly, I donned the rainbow wig, painted my face white and the area around my mouth bright red, and placed the big rubber ball on my nose. The casket was opened, and BAM
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2Now let's get back on topic: Paper or plastic?" Hmm, tough choice, Jerry thought to himself. On the one hand, paper feels good and composts nicely. On the other hand, it
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1gone up in flames. Oh my, how did that happen? Well, no matter. Then you keep going until you reach the Autobahn, where you'll have to run across very carefully. Then you'll
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9If I have to listen to "Livin' La Vida Loca" just ONE MORE TIME... I will not be held responsible for my actions!
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1A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away,
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4just waiting for his chance to strike. And you get to play the giant disco clown! You get the funniest character in the whole game! Aren't you special? I'll bet you just can't
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5thinking of all the things that could have been like that one time when he and Matilda waltzed like two overstuffed walruses on a block of ice oh wait a minute that was
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5more than life itself. And you would do well to remember this, young one: Never stand between a Mongolian and his horse. Now go away. It's time for my daily meditation.
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3on it, though the last two "panels" were blank. Each panel seemed to start where the last left off. Huh, it must be some kind of communal story. So I prepared the ninth panel by
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3"Which witless whistler whittled away Willy's wigwam?" I retorted. And everyone stared at me like I had
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2that had garnered so much attention that it prompted Surgeon General's Warnings on each box. "WARNING: May cause severe eyebrow twitching and finger twirling." Twiddler and his
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8everything in sight, his little brain completely incapable of comprehending the madness that had infected his brain. Perhaps that lawn fertilizer hadn't been such a good idea.
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2thought to himself that Marie Osmond was quite talented, being able to do all three of those things at once. He was such a boring elephant by comparison, only capable of