Finished Folds (581—600)
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3es spinning Pixi Stix as fast as you can around and around until they explode in brightly-colored puffs of sugar and citric acid. The kid whose mom cleans it up the fastest wins.
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4and don't even get me started on her cats! She's got so many cats, the dogs are eating them like popcorn. And birds? Geez, lady, ever heard of the show "Hoarders"?
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4full of people trying to convince you that you're not in control and that the universe is a violent and inhospitable place. You really can't trust people like that. Instead,
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4including her own body. Slice slice slice, and she'd reduced herself to a pile of pepperoni. Pizza anyone?
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5and guess who had to clean up after it? That's right. Yours truly. They don't pay me enough for this job.
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4Suddenly, I woke up and shook my head. What an utterly bizarre dream that was, I thought to myself before falling back asleep.
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5was more than I had bargained for. And so, thrusting my nose triumphantly in the air, I walked out, free from this oppressive slavery forever! But then, I thought, "Now what?"
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6Mars, which of course is impossible. Therefore, my thesis is proven: It is impossible to defeat a Minotaur. Now, I have time for a few questions. You there, in the back row.
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2But the worst thing of all would be to choke on a rotten turnip. I really hate it when that happens.
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2looking for discarded french fries, Chicken McNuggets, sesame seeds and pickles. When they didn't find what they were looking for, the surging diatoms set off on an epic journey to
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3I do that sort of thing, dearie." She then winked at me for effect, then winked again. The president realized the android's wink circuit was on the fritz, but it burned out before
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4into giant blue sponge cakes, which could then be consumed to improve one's understanding of architecture. The more you ate, the bigger the erection. ... of a BUILDING, you jerk!
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2I could make other people drunk just by staring at them. I could bounce a check faster than the Federal government. My bar tabs knew no bounds. And my arch-nemesis was Sobriety
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4giving them leading roles in a variety of new movies. "The Number of the Yeast" went on to make millions in the box office, and its sequel, "Infection", won an Academy Award for
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2pleaded to Tom to spare his life, but the cat would not be moved. He finally got his revenge on that little bastard of a mouse, and he wasn't about to show mercy in his moment of
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4Detective Manatee glanced at the inspector. "Really? Can I watch?" The inspector's face turned red, and he stammered. "Uh, heh, well, I'll ask..." He then turned back to the
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3the One and Only, the Supreme Lord and Master of All the Universe, the Greatest Hero of All Time, the Man to End All Men... just giggled a bit and left.
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8squares, rectangles and rhombi. When this proved too difficult, he figured he'd get AROUND to it later. Heh heh heh. He was having a ball, but the bouncer roundhoused him and
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2-o, I totally missed it. But that flare didn't cause a coronal mass ejection or any aurorae, so there really wasn't anything to see. But that sunspot is still active. It could
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4solar plexus is nothing to worry about. Your droid will still perform all of his functions perfectly and with the utmost enthusiasm. If you should have any problems with him,