Finished Folds (561—580)
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3forever. And it was all thanks to Auditman! Tune in next week, as Auditman takes on the evil H&R Bloc. Same tax time, same tax channel!
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5And then I realized, "Wow, that's a pretty ugly thing to do. Instead, why don't we play a game of Tiddlywinks or Break the Ice or something innocuous like that?"
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2. "This meeting will come to order! All rise for your supreme overlord, KieferSkunk." The FoldingStory Anonymous crowd stood up and bowed as Kiefer walked in, but laughed when
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6Captain Neutrino zoomed thru the galaxy each week in search of villainy to pass through. With his trusty sidekick, Higgs the Boson,
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3got to her first. Before I knew it, she'd married a private investigator and moved to Florida, and I was left with nothing but a jury summons.
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5So, it's January 3rd, 2013. Now what?
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6And then there's the robotic reindeer minions. Santa needed lots of those to complete his dastardly plan. It was all coming together. The Franken-elves, the robot reindeer. Now
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4terminator a gift basket, to "thank" him for the "gift" of a million cockroaches he bestowed upon my house. The gasoline fruit salad was sure to be a blast, but first I had to get
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4When the bear farts, when the car stalls, when I am feeling down. I just think of my most annoying things, and then I don't feel so ... brown? Who wrote this script anyway!?
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5Doctor! You have eluded me for eons, but now I, Davros, have captured you and destroyed your precious Tardis! My army of Daleks will rule the universe FOREVER!
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1until a giant disco clown suddenly blocked his path. "Would you like to take a survey?" asked the clown. Detective Manatee
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6had to be cancelled this year on account of the Mayan calendar, which caused the world to end abruptly just before this story was fi
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4Express and continued this dreadfully long run on sentence with even more interesting plot twists like that one time when Luke discovered he could make popcorn with his light saber
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3, everyone knows that when he cries out "WIIIIIILLLMMAAAAAAAA!!!", it's not because he's been locked outside, if you catch my drift. And how do you think he got strong enough to dr
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3this. She was tired from kissing her lollipop. The officer said "Mother Rucker is a tuckered trucker, having puckered a sucker." We just shook our heads.
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4Then suddenly, Lindsey Lohan drove her car through the nearest wall and revealed a bright, colorful land full of small, horse-like creatures with impossibly huge eyes. They looked
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3Unfortunately, the Ferrari the key belonged to had been through both Hurricanes Katrina AND Sandy, as well as the Japanese earthquake and significant portions of the Iraq war. It w
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5and set their sights on Buddyboy's Arwing, which they suspected was emanating mind-control rays. Chaz crawled into the cockpit and reprogrammed the G-Diffuser, while M80 sabotaged
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5, then added "Can you point me to the nearest bathroom? I think I need a vowel movement." Lex the Bookworm had apparently OD'd on the joke book. He would be forever lost to us.
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5On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two Tauntaun sleeping bags and a robot vacuum from the Sharper Image.