Finished Folds (621—640)
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5slingshots would be used to shoot out the windows in our old school, we explained. "Oh, that's all right, then," said the clerks, and soon we were off on our merry way to wreak ha
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5she made his coffee. Every morning, he ordered the same thing: A tall nonfat latte with cinnamon. She always poured it daintily, finishing it off so the cream formed a heart at
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3was the last straw. The Count said, "ONE!" and kicked Old Whistler in the balls. "TWO!" Smacked him upside the head. "THREE!" Shoved him down the stairs. "Ah! Ah! Ah!"
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6long before one of those mirages turned out to be a massive sinkhole that swallowed their car. They were lucky to be alive, but now they were stranded in the middle of nowhere.
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1in that very moment his ultimate doom. Harvey was destined to spend the rest of his life at the mercy of the dire Lint Elves and their mischievous sock-stealing antics forever.
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5the frog to end all frogs. She was the Boss Frog. She was the Frogadonna. She was the frog against whom all other frogs were measured. She was the frog that nightmares were made
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5Wanna hear the most annoying thing in the world?
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2about five seconds before the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appeared in front of her with a machete. "Four score and seven years ago, I vowed never to let someone scream like that."
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2so he put on his ring and disappeared forever. Literally. But he was still around. I could tell by the spontaneous wedgies that kept appearing all over Hobbiton.
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1*pop* the Q-tip burst through my eardrum, impaled my brain, and I fell into a deep sleep, dreaming about blue crayons and ponies. I would have such a headache the next morning.
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3of the waters of creativity and passion." And with that magnificent master stroke of randomness, I took a bow and stepped down from the stage. I love Open Mic nights. :)
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2And to make matters worse, more and more people were just hooking me up to their Xboxes and watching Netflix. Cable's gonna be obsolete soon, and that 3D fad never really took off
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3summoned Chuck Norris from the sky, who kicked all their sorry butts halfway into next week. That'll show them. So remember, kids, when The Big Three Demons start smoking, just
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4trees in China anymore. We wiped them out several years ago, remember? And the Giant Panda is gone too. So stop your whining and take your Ritalin like a good boy." She gave
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3But then, Jesus Himself descended from the heavens, got Jean back to her feet, dusted her off, mended her robe, then raised his arms and said, "Be more careful next time."
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4time. But then again, the Lemime was higher ranked for a reason: Being an inbred hybrid from within the Citrus family had made it powerful beyond all imagining. Oranganana had no
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3That was IT. She had HAD IT. She exploded in a fit of rage, literally, and the whole school burned down in the resulting chaos.
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4The janitor demanded a starring role in Lucas's next movie. He even auditioned on the spot, wielding his mop like a light saber. George granted his wish, making him the star of
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6turn into a Saucer Q, then an R. What were they trying to tell us? The Saucer R then slowly turned into an L, then a perfect circle, then an L again. It was in that moment that
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3to be posted on the main billboard in Times Square in order to make sense. Even then, people still wondered what the heck it was about. "Everyone knows that flame dancers are