Finished Folds (621—640)
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0be able to make armpit farts while stopping a fan with my tongue all at the same time. When I get reelected, I'm going to make everyone try that - it's really a lot of fun.
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4stopping a fan with my lips was just as bad an idea as with my tongue. O, woe is me.
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1-nestrations began to emerge. (Hah, bet you didn't expect THAT word, did ya?) C3P0 began to melt into a puddle of copper, tin and bronze, some of which got in Leia's hair bun, wh
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4The mullah pointed out the proper missionary position and made me all wet in the process. Get your minds out of the gutter, it's not what you think!
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2Buffy herself was being played by Miley Ray Cyrus, and the part of the wolf was played by an accordion. He sighed. The RandomPop Network had really gone downhill lately. Next chan
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4a creek, river or stream, and he and the cheerleader could sing "Row Row Row Your Boat" all night long. Unfortunately, this wasn't so much fun on top of his dad's SUV.
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2Well, there's five bucks I'm never gonna see again. That's the last time I take an octogenarian out to lunch. Hmph!
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4rubber to buy up every last ounce of it he could find. NOBODY was going to horn in on his business! But alas, the Yeti evaporated before he could return to his mountain.
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6Day in and day out, he shuffled dollar bills in and out of his till as happy customers bought cheap thrills and expired spaghetti sauce. Was this what he had been reduced to?
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3When she opened the fridge door, however, a piercing scream forced her to close it again. She realized... she had seen.... the salad... dressing... man, this campfire story sucks.
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5win the election, but he wanted a challenge. So Obama said to Romney, "Hey, Mitt, you should totally go on the air and say you only care about 53% of the nation." The next day,
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6out of nowhere, a hippo swallowed me. Yeah, it's happened before. So what? I'm not in the frame of mind to distinguish between hydrodynamic sharks and inflatable hippos, okay?
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0I have a serious question:
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2prevented him from turning a profit. Which, of course, spelled doom for his marriage. She was only in it for the money.
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4gave Rambo a piece of her mind, and he gave her a piece of his [No animals were harmed in the making of this fold].
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3-orted a hooker in a police car!? Could this night possibly get any stranger? He would soon regret asking that question, because just then
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5slingshots would be used to shoot out the windows in our old school, we explained. "Oh, that's all right, then," said the clerks, and soon we were off on our merry way to wreak ha
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5she made his coffee. Every morning, he ordered the same thing: A tall nonfat latte with cinnamon. She always poured it daintily, finishing it off so the cream formed a heart at
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3was the last straw. The Count said, "ONE!" and kicked Old Whistler in the balls. "TWO!" Smacked him upside the head. "THREE!" Shoved him down the stairs. "Ah! Ah! Ah!"
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6long before one of those mirages turned out to be a massive sinkhole that swallowed their car. They were lucky to be alive, but now they were stranded in the middle of nowhere.