Finished Folds (721—740)
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1us meditate upon this wisdom now. Ooooohhhhhmmmmm......
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5"Would you eat them for a fee? With an Xbox or a Wii?" "I would not for any sum! Not with Mario or his chums! I do not like red meat and clams! I do not like them, Sam I Am!"
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4. He closed the hatch and felt the cold surround him. A moment later, he awakened as the hatch slid open again. He stepped out and looked around. How much time had passed?
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3y i use #s 2 type wen Im perfectly capable of typing normally. Do you have any idea how hard it is to type like that? Oh yeah, Wheat Thins, Animal Crackers, Ritz and all that.
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3The Empire State Building occupants were unimpressed. "Oh, go shove it up your backside, Godzilla! You are so 1945!" Dejected, the beast slunk off to find somebody to play with.
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4scam? Or will my life really end in ten lines? These guys look serious, better do what they say. I wrote a 180-or-so character line and clicked "Fold & Pass", hoping to live long
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6And with this revelation, I swam around in circles for three full seconds, before I suddenly forgot everything and realized I was trapped in a fish bowl. Another three seconds
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3When that didn't work, I tried adding "FUZZYRAINBOWSOCKDRAWERWHOOPIECUSHION!" Still nothing. Man, Hogwarts was brutal.
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2Then I stopped and looked at all the damage around me. All of this? Had been for free porn? And how did I "through" that phone anyway? My life had suddenly become very sad.
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4The Dollar and Euro had a symbolic relationship. While they were in different Brackets, they were Equals. One was not Less Than or Greater Than the other. Period. Any Questions?
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7him off and continued "servicing" the Leprechaun, whose Lucky Charms had hypnotized him into a dull state of compliance. The Keebler Elves looked upon this scene with horror, and
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0"Good. Now meet HOT LASER DEATH!" No clucking. He took a bow and walked offstage.
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2started on the visual puns and cliches, man. I tell ya, I see one more of those things and I'm going to
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2bloody murder anytime someone wanted a free sample of my nanobot toothpaste. In fact, to this day, I still have no idea why I ever got into dentistry. Perhaps it was because
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1it's making my brain melt. As evidenced by the steady stream of gibberish emanumming form me babbly whoo hee yaaaa... uh... little help here?
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2the words "YOU SUCK" in ghostly traces on the bathroom floor. And that's when I knew I'd hit the bong just a little too hard.
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1We quickly discovered that the passwords were REAL passwords to REAL websites! And BANKS! Woohoo! We were rich in seconds! Too bad the police were watching.
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4The senator drew back the curtain to reveal two odd-looking contraptions. "These are my prototypes, the Morissette Machine and the Sheryl Crow Generator. Any questions?"
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4The little man across the table woke up with a start and said, "Oh! Well, you see, it started like this..." Then he drifted off to sleep again, angering the manatee greatly.
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1when all of a sudden it struck me just how utterly bizarre my life had become. I took a quick trip down the silverware aisle and slit my wrist with a butter knife.