Finished Folds (721—740)
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1We quickly discovered that the passwords were REAL passwords to REAL websites! And BANKS! Woohoo! We were rich in seconds! Too bad the police were watching.
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4The senator drew back the curtain to reveal two odd-looking contraptions. "These are my prototypes, the Morissette Machine and the Sheryl Crow Generator. Any questions?"
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4The little man across the table woke up with a start and said, "Oh! Well, you see, it started like this..." Then he drifted off to sleep again, angering the manatee greatly.
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1when all of a sudden it struck me just how utterly bizarre my life had become. I took a quick trip down the silverware aisle and slit my wrist with a butter knife.
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0ranglyfloppitywhoopeesnerk! Man, I hate it when that happens. Anyway, I was telling you to stop adding random endings to my words! If you know what's good for you, you'll st
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1-ver my grandmother's house and dropped their payloads (so to speak) down her chimney. She was mightily confused. "Now what's all this about some Moses sea party?" she asked.
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3Man, you think it's hard to get out of bed on a NORMAL day, try doing it on this planet. Then you might grasp the gravity of the situation. Ha! See what I did there?
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3But I suppose if I'd ever gone to class, I would know the difference between "role" and "roll". Ah well.
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7grabbed the bongos, and before you could say "What the hell is going on?", we were partyin' like it was 1999. Or maybe 2013.
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1had spent the last four hours being trampled under the hooves of the race horses. She was flat as a piece of cardboard. And she was happier than she'd ever been in her life.
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4I sent the cat a private message. "Why are you always on the same sites as me? Why can't you go speed dating on eHarmony or something? JacobsLadder.com is MY territory!"
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4No, indeed, it would be a long time before we could have our disco ball and our lending library back. The microphone and the video screen reigned supreme. Woe be to anyone who
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0"What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form and moving yadda yadda yadda you know the rest."
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1they all died anyway. The end.
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6So I took the day off. I decided instead to go tinker around on my motorcycle. Before long, I had upgraded its unicorn drive and ... oh wait, there's that blasted magic again.
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4a couple of folds ago, when someone said something particuarly witty about juggling porcupines. Of course, by now, the context had been lost and we could only guess what it had
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3and didn't even think twice about it. He just stared slack-jawed at me as I munched away on his candies. To this day, I could still hear the gears grinding in his head.
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3had to put her down. Poor thing didn't even know what hit her. Just a couple quick taps and she was gone. Now I had to figure out what to do with
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6"Zippity Doo Dah THIS!" he said as he leveled the shotgun, pulling the trigger and blowing a nice big hole right through the wall. Fortunately, there was nobody home. Walt sighed
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3the fumes traveling into their nostrils all the while, further poisoning their addled brains and making them see even more bizarre visions. The moon began to implode as it laughed