Finished Folds (701—720)
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7This is a story about a simple man. A man with no real ambitions. No drives. Nothing notable about him. Just an average Joe who found himself in the most extraordinary of
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0I look at the camera while banging my head so that everyone could see the little bits of my brain falling out my ears. Before long, there was nothing left, and I
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1that I was out of my depth. Of course, that's what my last manager had written, too - "He'd be out of his depth in a puddle of water", he'd said. Maybe that's why popping the M
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2Boring, Oregon, where nothing interesting ever happens. Except for when they became allies with Dull, Scotland. The Dull And Boring Alliance. Now there's a good name. :)
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5a mix of fat Star Trek fanboys and Flying Spaghetti Monster worshippers. So it would be difficult to impress them with mere pantyhose and baked goods. The corn maze needed more
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0Well now, a zinger like that couldn't got unanswered. I puffed myself up and replied, "
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3the Romans, and before long Italy was ours. Next on the list was France. That one should be easy, but Naomi's disorder was unpredictable. We would have to wait until she was
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1continues to follow people around, clinging to the backs of businessmen with dirty secrets. Today's traffic report is brought to you by Geico, where you could save 15% or more on
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0grew to immense size, quickly ballooning well beyond the limits of the house. Walls collapsed and debris flew everywhere as the fairy grew and grew. With a deep, booming laugh,
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2The Toddlerbots cried motor oil tears and spent the rest of their lives wondering how their metallic bodies were supposed to handle the proffered organic material. All for pony.
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6Dear Princess Celestria, today I learned that the most important lesson of all is
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2means having KISS toss pepperoni slices at me.
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2"Sir, the pocket dog is right here in your order history. It has been paid for and was shipped to you. If you are unsatisfied with your pocket dog, you can return it for a 15%
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2else she would have to fess up to all her Facebook friends about why she'd committed such a horrendous act. While she was sure everyone would "like" it, she just couldn't
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3which station would be sufficient to keep the bomb from exploding. Smooth Jazz? Classical? Talk radio? The neighbors had to wonder why the hot tub was playing Rush Limbaugh at
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3from the basement with his Cheeto Ray Gun and obliterated everything in sight in a bright flash of neon orange. Those undead mutant owls would raid his fridge no more.
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3get her publicist to argue with the cavemen in 40000 BC over who had the right of way. But when she drove her car into the primordial soup, Lohan's publicist had had enough and
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4Meanwhile, another girl travels due west at 15 miles per hour. At what time do the two girls cross paths? This question counts for a quarter of your grade.
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3The letter to Princess Celestria read later: "Dear Princess. Today I learned not to poke an angry baboon with a stick. They get even madder when HEY LEMME GO AARGHH!"
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1So now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Battle against man-eating furniture, that is!