Finished Folds (101—120)
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2an Apple MacBook Pro 16" Retina screen, the 2019 model, with 32 GB of RAM and an Nvidia chipset. It had a butterfly keyboard that nobody liked, and that silly touchpad too.
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2just looked at him blankly. It was Thursday. What the heck? Monday was like several days ago. Geez. So I
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2the flag and win! But alas, in his drooling, stoned state, he forgot he had no legs. Or at least, he couldn't feel them. That would make winning the game rather hard, wouldn't it?
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2No. Eros 4 would be the end-all be-all of torture. Its people would know no end to their misery. But the masochists loved it, so ultimately the Great Leader's plans were foiled.
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3he'd won the lottery. I mean, if you win the lottery, you've gotta protect your winnings, amirite? The orangutan accidentally set himself on fire and jumped in the moat, hoping to
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4-mpering poodle. That's a mixed drink with vodka, chalk candy hearts, Tabasco, and a splash of mushroom bitters. The horse ordered a Sphinxadermy. Don't ask me what's in that. And
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2and reprogrammed them so they would just be basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes. They were coming to take me away! Haha! "No! I'm Skynet! You can't
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1that your chips and salsa are true not falsa, and when you see me comin you better not think its funny because... oh, forget it. I'll never make it as a rapper. Guess it's back to
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3agreed. Kanga brought the big red button and set it in front of Christopher Robin. "Farewell, Pooh." A brilliant flash was the last thing anyone in the Thousand Acre Wood ever saw.
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1my life wearing this rainbow afro wig and big rubber nose. Why, oh why, did I ever think becoming a disco clown was a good idea? "Birthday party" this and "Quincinera" that. Geez,
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3for trouble, lookin' for a fight. He tours the streets on a midsummer night. Gun in his pocket, smokin' a cigar, he stalks her. His big sister would pay for her incessant singing.
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3, a whoosh of the wind, a bark of a distant dog. Things were getting surreal. I had to act fast. I picked up the phone and hastily dialed a number. "Domino's Pizza? I'd like a
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1glowing a bright radioactive green, and she rose into the air and summoned lightning from her fingertips. Then I woke up and wondered what the hell had just happened. Oh well.
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2of some people! Now we gotta find a new mascot. Geez. Gimme the phone book. I'm gonna start calling all the party supply stores until someone gets me a half-decent bunny wabbit.
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1might have meant something, had it not been for the fact that Atrax was sneaking up behind him with a giant mallet. "Think fast!" said Atrax, before whacking Marty straight in the
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2that the world had begun to end. It didn't even surprise me anymore when another sad despot claimed some idiot had rigged the system against them. UberEats was the only thing that
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4our cookies out the window and ride off into the sunset together!" And so, Steve and Stella flew off the cliff into the Pacific Ocean, never to be heard from again. The end.
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2nobody can see you trip and fall. You'll just be walking there, humming to yourself about how great life is, then all of a sudden, THUD! At least nobody's gonna laugh, right?
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5the waiters of showing preferential treatment to the first eleven Disciples. When he learned that the chief waiter was Jesus himself, he plotted his revenge. Oh yes, it would be
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4the Spectacle Squad, who would give her forty eyelashings and banish her to an asylum, where only other people with weird-colored eyelashes were sent to stare blankly at the wall.