Finished Folds (101—120)
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3for trouble, lookin' for a fight. He tours the streets on a midsummer night. Gun in his pocket, smokin' a cigar, he stalks her. His big sister would pay for her incessant singing.
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3, a whoosh of the wind, a bark of a distant dog. Things were getting surreal. I had to act fast. I picked up the phone and hastily dialed a number. "Domino's Pizza? I'd like a
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1glowing a bright radioactive green, and she rose into the air and summoned lightning from her fingertips. Then I woke up and wondered what the hell had just happened. Oh well.
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2of some people! Now we gotta find a new mascot. Geez. Gimme the phone book. I'm gonna start calling all the party supply stores until someone gets me a half-decent bunny wabbit.
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1might have meant something, had it not been for the fact that Atrax was sneaking up behind him with a giant mallet. "Think fast!" said Atrax, before whacking Marty straight in the
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2that the world had begun to end. It didn't even surprise me anymore when another sad despot claimed some idiot had rigged the system against them. UberEats was the only thing that
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4our cookies out the window and ride off into the sunset together!" And so, Steve and Stella flew off the cliff into the Pacific Ocean, never to be heard from again. The end.
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2nobody can see you trip and fall. You'll just be walking there, humming to yourself about how great life is, then all of a sudden, THUD! At least nobody's gonna laugh, right?
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5the waiters of showing preferential treatment to the first eleven Disciples. When he learned that the chief waiter was Jesus himself, he plotted his revenge. Oh yes, it would be
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4the Spectacle Squad, who would give her forty eyelashings and banish her to an asylum, where only other people with weird-colored eyelashes were sent to stare blankly at the wall.
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5The president of the company would sit on that whoopie cushion, be startled out of his chair and jump into the ceiling fan. So would his staff. Heads would roll. Revenge was sweet.
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2You can't just throw a laptop into the void and eat pizza without lemonade! It was just simply unheard of! Why, the very thought of it could land you in prison for thirty years if
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2too hot-headed myself. Man, was that hard to do. But eventually the angry boiling river slowed to a simmer. I was finally able to sautee my feelings again. I added a little spice,
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4nether world, seeking out Shub N'Gorath (I hope I spelled it right) to summon a great calamity with which to avenge my chat-room foe. That cyber bully would be sorry when the demon
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5But this actually made him quite giddy. Sulphuric acid was his favorite drink! She tried kerosene, acetone, carpet glue, deck sealant. He enjoyed them all, so she just left him.
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4Of course, we would be slaves to these uplifted cockroaches for many generations, until the gambling debts were finally paid off. But I had a plan so cunning, you could
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1beaming aboard the Starship Enterprise and being captain for a while. They sit in that fancy chair and start barking out orders and... oh wait, we're talking about horses, huh? I'm
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4steaming mad. "How dare you besmirch my grandmother's grits!?" And so began the Great War between the Shrimps and the Chickens. The first volley was fired by the Shrimps, a bowl of
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3The first time Rex died, he rated it a 6 out of 10 on the pain scale. The second time was more like a 7. This time, he figured it would go all the way to 11 - just how he liked it.
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3had been removed some time back, so that explained a lot. And so he stood in the rain, just staring at nothing in particular. Some say he's still standing there to this very day.