Finished Folds (81—100)
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1jokes flying around. For instance, I keep hearing that stupid "Why do they call it an Xbox 360?" joke, even so many years after that console had said goodbye to the world. It was
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1took her to a movie and then to a nice frozen yogurt place, then I offered to take her home with me. That's when she broke the news: She was a disco clown. It was over.
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1eat all the spaghetti I want without fear of gaining weight!" But alas, the noodles just fell right through him, leaving marinara on his servos and jamming them in place. Ouch.
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3wondering why everyone was mad at me. Ah, being a tyrant sure had its advantages. I could even hire a security force to keep my loading-dock fort safe from Walmart's forces of
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1Grandpa Cthulhu, his facial tentacles waving furiously. "I will damn to eternal suffering the next one of you who makes so much as a peep!" Grandma and Junior shut up, but glared
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0beat his face in. That guy pisses me off so bad, I'm like "ARGH" and he's like "Yeah, so?" and I'm getting all mad and he calls the cops and they put me in an asylum. Yay!
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1Yonnie put her hands on her hips. "Oh? What do you think I yam?" Whoops. "I mean, I yam what I yam." Crap. She had said too much. The Yam Incident had tarnished her reputation as a
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0An alien climbed out of the wrecked spaceship and pointed a finger at Shaggy. "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling rocket launchers!"
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1would love to, Hazel, but I'm already married to my car." KITT added: "That is correct. David and I are about to depart on our honeymoon. Goodbye." She wept as they drove away.
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2I found a door in the basement I'd never seen before. When I opened it, I was sucked into a wormhole that transported me millions of light-years away... into a vacuum. Uh... bye.
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0the want of two slices of bread on which to place the honey. How sweet it would be. But alas, the stars mocked the earthling, their precious stores of honey held fast in the night.
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1some guy who wrote a stupid script?! That does it! I'm not doing it anymore! I'm gonna be myself and do what I want whenever I want! ...if that's okay with everyone else...
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1Hold up a thermonuclear detonator! "Donate to the zoo, or the giraffe gets it!" Sadly, nobody fell for that old trick, and Salem and Mr. Ed went home, never to be seen again.
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0travesty, a crime upon humanity, and a place that, well, you know the rest.
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1Given the coincidence in names, they attempted to use Colonel Sanders as their mascot. Let's just say, that didn't go over well with people sensitive to chicken grease. Oh well.
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1"Okay, how about this, then? You seduce the damsel, I free her, and we both take credit for it?" My girlfriend couldn't wait to get her hands on that damsel's
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2a giant flaming basketball crashed through the roof of the TV station live on air. I suppose you could say the anchors got "dunked on". Oooo, buuuuurrnn!!! It's kinda sad, though,
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2It took place in the courtyard. Muscaria Hemlock and her liver Fabio were courting curtly for the curious courteous court. They curtsied with their curios, then cursed their fate
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1Especially the ones set in the sewers. You wanna talk smelly? Those shows are rank as all get out. Gotta hold your nose just to touch the channel button on your remote. It's like
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2The fungi, however, got all of their nutrition via the Hobbes Cycle. (Yeah, you knew I was gonna go there with that one, didn't you?) In fact, the rules were completely different