Finished Folds (3861—3880)
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4became sentient putting to bed that old adage that sentience precedes rumination. Once sentient the beans recalled Pythagoras and his ilk. "Ptah", said one of the beans, an early
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4oldmonia. Luckily, Roger Dirt of the Blue Clyde was staying in that town working on a solo album and was well stocked to handle both pnewmonia and oldmonia because of his penchant
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3"Well me Bucko, you missed your chance to do so. Bowser and the rest of Sha Na Na went on a 38 city and 2 and a half village tour. They left this morning. So you are going to have
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3As it always is. The rub was that there was always so much history being made that nobody could see it all. They could barely register the history that they were part of let alone
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4thought is was safe nor cause for dancing but at least the vegemite ran freely once again. Meanwhile, out in the Big Country, the Midnight Oil was burning, the herd was churning up
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2at the end of a dark razor lined hallway which seemed to jut out from the building at an obtuse angle which made her think of murder. That was the moment she realized she was in an
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4closure with the Eschaton they so badly wanted. On the other hand, they did get to suffer through the rest of Beiber's career and overdose; so they had that going for them.
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4Karl the Toe and his Original Time Traveling Party Planners. They were setting an excursion to 79 CE to Pompeii the night before Vesuvius covered it in lava. 500 revelers were to
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3So as a prank he nominated Trump for President. The prank however got away from him and Trump, defying all attempts, looked to become the Repbulican Presidential nominee for real.
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0in a manner that a century later would be called a "mike drop". I scoffed at the them and left them to their own devices. Zhivago picked his up and calibrated it after the burn I
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1She was an angle who had escaped from Flatland. So her idea of making me handsome was to make me look round. That way, she said, my top & bottom would slowly fade away giving me a
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2line the boulevard outside their window. This would entail the studio knocking down all the palm trees that currently lined the boulevard but the children would not be deterred. So
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3Just as he finished saying that The Gas Masked Socialite walked in from behind the switchbox upon which he had been leaning. All the hobos starting smiling upon seeing her because
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0crabby crustacean over and pretended to be Al Gore dancing Macarena to Beethoven's Ode to Joy being played on a kazoo by Carl Sagan wearing S&M gear he borrowed from Ringo Starr.
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1curtains her grandmother used to sport on those hot hot pandhandle Texas nights before they had had air conditioning. Of course they were not called Arbys but Roy Rogers, but the
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1Lucas Oil Treatment and it was good to go. Furthermore for a few dollars more you could get an attachment for it that would also fill in your Daily Log, aka Joke Book.
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4Sure enough the young man at the next table, who bore a remarkable resemblance to Al Pacino, got up and went to the men's room and returned a few seconds later to shoot his dinner.
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4Elspeth looked around for the implied 'd' but she couldn't find it. She wondered if she was supposed to supply it herself but being from Kansas she was not that free with her 'd's.
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2ha haed and sometimes he he hed but happiness eluded them both nonetheless. That all changed the day that Sister Nutrena joined the convent. She had a certain air about her; an air
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2threeway with his dead wife's twin sister and his business partner Cornfed Pig. Nobody knew when they had been resurrected but to find out that they were mixed up with WMDs was no