Finished Folds (3861—3880)
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2by the acting grub because he loathed inaction like the plague. It was true, the plague had loathed inaction since before 1348 when all the rulers did nothing when plague struck at
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3trial orchestrated by the nascent KGB to highlight the transparency of the Soviet legal system and how even the most powerful were subject to it. Stalin played along up to a point.
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3bit the dust. "You really need to get a maid", said the 2nd Banana spitting out the dust. "Are you really the 2nd Banana or are you just playin 2nd Banana", I asked to buy time to
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1and now his brother POTHI wanted to have me also. He explained it to me in his guttural Gaulish sing-song lilt that they shared everything. "Well you're not going to share me", I
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2of Broken Dreams. Making my way quietly I managed to reach the opposite door without stepping in any dream oil but when I turned the doorknob I discovered it was covered in dream
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3"That is what I am trying to do, your Prof. I can't get off until I flip that limp wristed Whig to do his manly duty all up in my womanly duty", she replied tartly. Prof. Humita
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4before it would run again. The Power Rangers were not going to do the trick. Congress needed to refind itself. I suggested it take a year off and visit my favorite ashram in India.
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4to steer her by. Sadly a hammock makes a poor vessel and quickly sank causing the Mouse King to lose his crown to the murky depths of Pickachu Lake. The king barely made it ashore.
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2make him ever forget that it is was Perth that he first learned that Humpty Dumpty was pushed. Up until that moment he had believed the Party line that Humpty had simply fell. Mack
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2ould have been the first words of her opening statement but her notes were smudged and what she did say was, "The defendant is Noe a bodhisattva licker." The rest of the trial was
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2I pretended to still be asleep as I tried to work out how to get out of this situation. I did not want to end the night smelling like dog, cigars, and cheap booze, again. I had one
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4and you knew it. You had never been perked so well in your life and you wanted to be perked again and again and if Harold wasn't going to do it, well, there were more fish in the
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1detritus all over the neighborhood. On a good note, all this filth did cut down on the number of driveby shootings. Only 4 drivebys were reported that morning when the norm is 19.
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3So they both watched it and cried and couldn't stop watching and they then cried because they could not escape Youtube. They were only freed when the power was turned off for non-
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3the amount of entropy in the room. But they were quasars compared to Shrub who was constantly in search of his pet goat and saw evildoers in his Post 911s. He also thought jet fuel
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1The Elephant Seal ripped off Det. manatee's disguise and confronted him. "We meet again Detective Hugh Manatee of Ocean Yard. I told you what would happen to you the next time I
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3and kill again he would. First things first, he needed a prospective victim so off he went to Craigslist. Luckily Craigslist was only as far as his laptop so he didn't even have to
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1McFlatulence chose that moment to enter the room with Detective Rin Tin Tin in tow. "There he she is Detective", he said pointing at me, "do your duty!" The gig was up.
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2asked Mom. "I don;t know Honey, why don't you start at the beginning & stop at the end & maybe have a middle in there as well, I am sure I will understand if you do so," said Mom.
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0The Rapist on the other had could possibly help me. I ran home to dig through my collection of stolen Court documebts but they were no where to be found. I looked in Miami, and I