Finished Folds (3901—3920)
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0crabby crustacean over and pretended to be Al Gore dancing Macarena to Beethoven's Ode to Joy being played on a kazoo by Carl Sagan wearing S&M gear he borrowed from Ringo Starr.
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1curtains her grandmother used to sport on those hot hot pandhandle Texas nights before they had had air conditioning. Of course they were not called Arbys but Roy Rogers, but the
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1Lucas Oil Treatment and it was good to go. Furthermore for a few dollars more you could get an attachment for it that would also fill in your Daily Log, aka Joke Book.
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4Sure enough the young man at the next table, who bore a remarkable resemblance to Al Pacino, got up and went to the men's room and returned a few seconds later to shoot his dinner.
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4Elspeth looked around for the implied 'd' but she couldn't find it. She wondered if she was supposed to supply it herself but being from Kansas she was not that free with her 'd's.
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2ha haed and sometimes he he hed but happiness eluded them both nonetheless. That all changed the day that Sister Nutrena joined the convent. She had a certain air about her; an air
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2threeway with his dead wife's twin sister and his business partner Cornfed Pig. Nobody knew when they had been resurrected but to find out that they were mixed up with WMDs was no
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2pink comb found on a sidewalk in a 1983 San Diego down by the railroad tracks just off downtown where there now stands a Spaghetti Factory with valet parking. Not back then though.
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4He would say things like "Grok's loin cloth" and everybody would laugh and laugh because they all knew what he was saying so much so that Bunga never had to preface his sentences
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1fnords were persona non grata around the Vatican. Even hinting that you might have seen the fnords was enough to get you excommunicated pretty pronto. It wasn't only because it was
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4ever learned to measure shadows is a story for another time. Right now, what I want to know is who cut your heir? Yes, I heard he was in the ICU and not expected to survive. What
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4from out of the blue. K3R3 began to notice that always seemed to be the case. Surprise always came out of the blue. Never out of the green or the red or even the fuchsia.
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5about eldritch noises coming from the Drying Room late at night when the Pekoe Detail were usually at the other end of the plantation. When they ran back to investigate they would
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2everynight. Lindy's real name was Charles Ausustus Lindbergh Jr. but whenever he told people that they insisted on telling him that he was dead and therefore couldn't be himself.
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1It started innocent enough though. Rush and Paul sat down in the lobby of a Disneyland Resort and Paul told Rush the story of J.D. Tobiath, a convicted rapist who got a job at an
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1garnered more mustard than I did. How could that be? It was I that ran a mustard empire. It was I that owned 333 Mustard Huts in 23 states. How could this be?
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4Det. Manatee's detail quickly retrieved Europa from the ocean and crated up the bull to send it to Queen Phaedra in Crete. Europa was taken in chains back to Baton Rouge to face
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3Having The Son of God in a porno was turning into a fiasco. Sure, on paper it was a no brainer. You would get the usual porn crowd but you'd also get the bible thumpers who usually
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2humping SOB. So we renamed the dog Atrophy and hit the road with our ragtag somewhat minstrel show. Some wag called it that and it stuck but another wag came along and freed it.
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2his fly just like they had taught him to at the Adult Extention Class he had taken at San Diego Community College. The course had been WHAT MAKES FLIES FLY AND TICKS TICK.