Finished Folds (3881—3900)
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1garnered more mustard than I did. How could that be? It was I that ran a mustard empire. It was I that owned 333 Mustard Huts in 23 states. How could this be?
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4Det. Manatee's detail quickly retrieved Europa from the ocean and crated up the bull to send it to Queen Phaedra in Crete. Europa was taken in chains back to Baton Rouge to face
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3Having The Son of God in a porno was turning into a fiasco. Sure, on paper it was a no brainer. You would get the usual porn crowd but you'd also get the bible thumpers who usually
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2humping SOB. So we renamed the dog Atrophy and hit the road with our ragtag somewhat minstrel show. Some wag called it that and it stuck but another wag came along and freed it.
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2his fly just like they had taught him to at the Adult Extention Class he had taken at San Diego Community College. The course had been WHAT MAKES FLIES FLY AND TICKS TICK.
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1But how was I to know that she's been dealt with before?
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5stained birch as was the new style that year but the new CEO who was set on rebranding the company insisted Corporate Jesus could only be crucified using synthetic Mahogany which
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2Martian Spring Goosestep Sonata was the runaway Belle of the ball.
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2TPS Reports. After much deliberation they finally ordered him to unclench his teeth from the gurning piece. They then had the residual saliva left on the piece tested for banned
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0just then she saw Icarus and Puck making a beeline towards her. From much experience she knew Puck was a a schmuck when he got high so yeah, she'd keep mum about the pot.
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1and sickle suddenly popped up on the screen to answer his unspoken question. Mario fell over from a blown mind. His hat completely vaporized we finally witnessed the tattoo on the
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2stirring it with his pudendum. Invariably it would loosen jetsam and flotsam up from the bottom which would astonish his classmates. Mostly footwear from previous centuries.
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5Danube under a leathery moon flicking at the water with a big toe as she draped a foot over the side of the boat. That is until a Jesus lizard walked up that big toe and planted a
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1something godawful that nobody outside of the Grand Ol' Opry would ever wish to see. But see it we did and it has haunted us now for going on 4 generations. On the other hand,
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1woefully uninformed and it seemed that a tin ear was a requirement of membership. Nevertheless, they were the only game in town when the Big Boys chose to not see you which was not
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4Romaine Lettuce of the Portsmouth Lettuces. He had a reputaion of having a nose for sniffing out carnality and making quick work of it but so far Anduill and Boudin had gone undisc
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1ted out the solution to the Fermat Theorem. That killed my laughter quickly. I could not believe how close it had been that a werebunny had done what even Paul Erdos hadn't done.
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3Just then the courtroom doors where flung open by the wind. In glided Fabio wearing an original John Gotti Gumba suit."I am", he announced in badly broken English as pigeon shit
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4really liked to watch Honey Boo Boo. It makes sense though, for the denizens it was pure torture but Hades himself really really like it. He even wore his Honey Boo Boo tshirt to
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2he sat down with a widow lady and commenced to play the Jews harp he had found in the outhouse out behind the house. They did a rendition of Al Stewart"s On The Border as that