Finished Folds (141—160)
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4be sold this weekend or we were toast. We decided to host a bear claw eating competition to create demand for the product. We invited Matt Stonie after hearing about his 21st birth
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6The hotel door bust open as I was jumping naked on the beds throwing $10,000 in the air and rolling around in all the cash. The money I found was apart of a "What Would You Do"
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6briefcase with a large dollar sign on it. What kind of half man-half manatee private investigator carries around large sums of cash? A successful one that takes bribes. Well played
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6and sure enough the process was fair. Yep kinda boring, don't worry the story continues, because the next week I returned, played with more balls, and because I'm a ghost I scared
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3a cage with the polar bears. I thought Eddie the sugar glider would make friends and maybe even share some coke. However the polar bears had different ideas in mind that weren't so
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7how I miss your upside down guitar antics. This is what first inspired me to create the Asphyxia Awareness 5k Walk. Looking back on it, how could have I known the horror that would
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2ear buds and helmet that temporarily blinds and deafens him. This didn't stop the pin ball playing and Dr Woo's frustration continued to grow with Tommy. It didn't take long before
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3and then she decided to stop being sad and start being awesome. First step was to recruit a wing woman, someone who could help her pick up guys and who liked to play laser tag.
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5found upon 101 most offensive jokes of 1700s. BabaYaga the Hutu knew this could save his comedy career, so he bought the book and started to read. "What do you get when you cross a
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5should not be a planet anymore. We got rid of Pluto and no one misses it, so Saturn should be next, because real planets don't have rings. The Cosmic Conference started throwing
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4BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
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4but remembered she couldn't hear, because she is Helen Keller, so she just danced like Kevin Bacon in an empty warehouse. She sure can cut loose like no one is watching, well yeah,
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4Let the bonking begin, he said with a wink. If you really need a coat, we could go to my place and sit by the fire and I'll make you waffles in the morning. I still wanted to disco
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4that he would the most popular alter boy. Gary went to destroy his secret stash of chick's undies, but was side tracked by an odd craving for Thin Mints. "I hate mint and chocolate
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7I've have been a long supporter of marriage equality, but this has gone too far. Look I understand that you love Peanut Butter Crunch and that I was the one who said why don't you
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1Sgt Haymon, a pink boxer wearing kind of man. Henry Castle Jr said you new in town and offered to buy him a drink. I'll have a rum & coke, but I don't drink with lawyers Sgt. said
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3Squawkers was impressed with her meat tenderizing skills and bountiful bosom. Xerenya caught him staring through the window. "Want to watch some Street Shark cartoons?" she said
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3aking her foot. She tried to hold in her screams, but still fell to the ground in pain. Mercedez, out of breathe, apologized. She looked up at him said "the dance must go on."
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3and before you ask, yes the groom was better in the bedroom than the bride. The groom's gramma was obviously judging me, but I headed back up to the bar for another Old Fashioned
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3Oregon played Oregon State and he was forced to pick a side. Platty stared at his closet full of orange shirts and green shirts and knew this day would define his species forever.