Finished Folds (281—300)
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4pair of slippers. It is so strange, because I've never had trouble blowing things in the past. Well this will make yet another good band camp story for the grand kids someday.
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4can't keep her limbs to her self. It appears that the only way to satisfy the 4 would be some kind of landscaping orgy, which only Mulch Boy had the nerve to recommend to the other
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7came deeper. It didn't help that the cheerleader didn't help paddle and only offered him chants of encouragement. Could this be a dream come true for the 14 year old or his worst
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4Listening to FUNK music, not only makes me want to bogey dance, but also let my downtown mustache go a little wild and crazy.
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4peppermint. The smell attracted reindeer and not in a good way. I was too exhausted to run, so laid there and went to a happy place in my mind while eight reindeer
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2She first confronted him logically. "No one wants to shop here, because you're always high and smell horrible." He was too focused on his Cheetoes to notice she was even talking.
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4around his eye. He started to giggle and said "You look like the monopoly man." The creep replied, "indeed, it is odd weather to be wearing a top hat."
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7rappy during the heat of battle. This food fight escalated into a food war. The Italians won the early battles, but as we all know the leftovers are never as good the next day.
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7As my head hit my pillow, the cheddar-pretzel scent hit my nostrils. I used to be against eating in bed, but after last night, I have a new vice replacing smoking after sex.
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3I was screaming "...and party every day!" as some pepperoni hit me in my face. Those guys know how to rock with no restraints when it comes to pyrotechnics and pizza toppings.
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4time they discover my true identity. I'm very proud of my sneakiness and robbery skills, which is why I brag about them in my online dating profile.
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1covering the cat with glue and sticking her in the mailbox. The mailman rounded corner as we hid in the bushes. The mail box flag was up and my nervousness was building.
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4Art never had BrotherBlue too interested until the nude models entered the class room. 4th grade, was the start of the ADD meds, which helped his wallet more then his grades.
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3I give up. After many a long debates, you win. Despite how upsetting it may be, I will now call Animal Crackers, Animal Cookies.
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9To make things worse cereal mascots are predominantly male. As Toucan Sam tossed his keys in the dish, the Quaker Oats guy winked at him. This was going to be a long night.
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5Only one way to take down a Canadian gang, but I was going to need help. I went to the nearest skate rink to recruit the most bad ass figure skaters in town
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2Any time I find myself in a Brazilian rubber pants predicament, I know there is one person I can count on, but with such short notice and I even doubt his miracle working skills
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5Bail was set at $100,000. I was facing life in prison. I admit, I made a mistake, but why is touching a sleeping woman on a plane have such strict penalties?
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6fun dip down my throat. Tasted amazing, but I started to choke and cough. Purple sugar dust went everywhere and my heart began to race. Why can't I get this door unlocked?
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3Sildenafil citrate or some other kind of male enhancement drug. I was pitching a tent in no time and needed to get out of there to