Finished Folds (121—140)
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8came from the trees. After enjoying some cheez-its Squawkopteryx forced himself on some lady velociraptors. Now all I had to do is get the eggs to protect my new species and prove
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3ed to myself as I dreamed of taking over the world. I needed a good plan, so I consulted Dr Angry Pants. He was the Oprah of villains and his evil plans were always the bees knees
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4heard was his leotard rip. At first he was devastated, but as he looked at his testicles shimmering in the moon light, he realized that his ripped leopard now had a rockin 80s feel
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5OK - who here is Lady’s overprotective boyfriend & what did you do with her body?
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2Furry Mascots! I just want to snuggle up against them all night. I'll be the big spoon or little spoon, but ideally there are 2 so I can be both. I went to a mascot convention to
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4nge, that is why I still drive my Saturn S-series and text using a flip phone. Not at the same time that would be as reckless as making changes to FS homepage with consulting me!
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6aren't just for hipsters, co-workers can send you a link to a Cuchini Camel Toe Pad on amazon without implying anything, and most of all bringing your pets into the grocery store
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6paramedics thought it was a prank, but Pamela really was bleeding. It was up to me now. I quickly put Rambo 3 in the VCR and fast forwarded to learn how to use gun powder to heal a
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5his street cred as a nu metal band rapper. Gorbachev had been working on his vocals for a Limp Bizkit cover band that was gaining momentum. This secret affair would hurt the band.
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5had an extra mop. "Looks like full-time position just opened up here", Boss#2 said. Too soon? I thought, but my mom would be so proud of me when she found out I'm the new Boss#3!
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4his entire body felt like it was burning, but Cramer never chickens out on a dare. Then Cramer died, but Squawkers had the whole thing on video and posted Cramer's dare on Youtube
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4saw two bears giving each other high fives during the Rorschach test." Turly Curd said with a sigh. "This can only mean one thing, you have personality flaws and a mental illness"
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4like baking the Argentinian broom closet just after finishing frosting the blazing cherry gravy. Anyway my smile was not going to help me know, I'll have to resort to using my body
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4which totally explains the muddy eye patches. Then they had many celebratory drinks. Fiorella ended up hooking up with Randolph J. 'Hurricane' Spencer, despite Lagnappe's advice.
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5Becca knew carrying a bindle made her look like a suspicious hobo. Dressed in black she crawled through his window to steal the remote control. "Squawk" When did he get a parrot?
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4eat their penis and testicles. Justin Bieber joined the Jonas brothers in hiding and tried to reach One Direction, but it was too late. Tween girls had already killed them and ate
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7What is worse is now my imaginary friends are facebook friends with each other. They poke each other, play farm-ville with out me and now they de-friended me. Apparently I was post
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0had to figure out a way to tell the Pope that the Cardinals pooped in his car. He'll forgive the voting Cardinals, but hopefully he'll use his lightning powers on the rest or send
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2Snakes gives me the heebee jeebees! Poisonous or not, I'm out of here. Dr Angry Pants did his evil laugh "Muhahaha!" as I ran away. I should have known my arch nemesis was behind t
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5bleeding to death, he apologized for getting blood on her shirt and reminded her about the pumpkin pie. Peter's wife had worked up an appetite from the stabbing. Wiping the blood