Finished Folds (21—40)
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4The son grew up with vengeance in his heart over his father's death. He bought nun chucks online and began a rigid training regiment. He was ready to fight crime and prevent teen
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4B is for Beaver. They are brown, they like to build dams. If you offered them a cookie or pepperoni pizza they would choose the cookie 78 out of 100 times.
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4Super pumped up today for Blue Ivy's 2nd birthday party. I wasn't officially invited, but that has never stopped me before from crashing a party. Just last week I crashed
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5I don't know, you can open it. Toots' son opened his package. Inside was a gun and a note. He picked up the gun and shot me in the chest. I guess he wasn't ill-equipped after all.
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5they're a tree. "You will now call me Mango Tree. Come swing on my branches!" Mango shouted. Mango was also feeling very stiff, which made the situation even more awkward. Then
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3So he is browsing the get well soon cards with no luck, then looking at the apology cards, still nothing that quite fits the situation. This is last night all over again.
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10chews then swallow. Drink 2 ounces of water. Unfold napkin wipe mouth, then fold in a triangle again. Look at clock, count 3 seconds. Eat next quarter of my sandwich. 84 chews then
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3Hey, kids it's me, I bet you thought that I was dead! But when I fell over I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in my head! Ha-ha-ha!
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3He Man surprised to see Zodac standing there. Zodac was angry that he wasn't invited to the wedding and even said that he would have gifted the star seed, but it was too late now.
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9Of Mice and Men [Trust No One] Romeo and Juliet [Suicide is for suckers] Star Wars [Despite Daddy issues you can still blow shit up] yeah I'm pretty sure it was a book first, cliff
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4is a dish best served cold with a side WEDGE salad!" Nganga shouted and wedged the knife into heart of Whyday. 3 more kills and Nganga would win the 2013 Witch Doctor World Games.
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3Let me stop you there. I don't speak Spanish, so learn American and get your hand out of your pants. My mother told me that every time you play with yourself, God kills a kitten.
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3bitten body that I could avoid naked sleep walking by avoiding sleep all together. So while buying a box of 5 hour energies at the gas station, the clerk offered an alternative to
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5Then I dropped a mower blade and chopped off my left toe. I screamed PROFANITY at the top of my lungs. Not only was it painful, but the organic farmers were sure to catch me now.
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3Squawkers was Revvin' up the engine, listening to her howlin' roar. The metal was under tension, just beggin' him to touch and go. Squawkers hit the highway....to the Danger Zone.
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4Bob Saget was pissed off after the farmer pissed on him. He convinced the farmer's daughter (Ora) to kill him in his sleep. Bob recommended poison, but Ora went with pitchfork.
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3in a solid gold airboat! I went to work for Peter Belgoody to raise funds for my airboat. He had me disposing of "packages" in the swamp. That is when the Toxic Avenger showed up
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5at's why the Subaru Rally Club made flannel shirts the official team uniform. Things got worse when we ran into the women's lumberjack club who also made flannel shirts their team
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6right direction) was there to drink my latest concoction. Wowsers! This has a kick he said as he fell off his bar stool. I danced around the bar in celebration, because I created
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4The Government was shut down today. Let the anarchy begin! Step 1. Prank call NASA. Houston you have a problem. 2. Night at the Museum. Party at the Smithsonian. 3 Vandalize the